Bathroom Fuck  
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"
He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties a...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 272 views | posted Mar 20, 2011 at 7:56 AM

Penis Tax  
Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service
Washington, D.C.

To: All Male Taxpayers

RE: Notice of increase of tax payment
Form 1040 - P

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed ye...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 193 views | posted Mar 18, 2011 at 8:24 AM

California vs. Texas Debt.  
California:

The Governor of California was jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumped out and attacked the Governor's dog, then bit the Governor.

*The Governor had started to i...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 174 views | posted Mar 17, 2011 at 10:18 PM

Old Farts Rule !!!!  
OLD FART PRIDE
I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.

Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting ev...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | 223 views | posted Mar 17, 2011 at 4:25 PM

Drcockfail  
As long as I'm not allowed to comment in the last blog, Let me reiterate
one more time of several..
TED HAIGH IS NOT THE DRCOCKTAIL WHO POSTS ON AMD
Y'all got that ??? ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 288 views | posted Mar 17, 2011 at 9:55 AM

Me Mudder  


Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not

Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me ti...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 170 views | posted Mar 16, 2011 at 9:52 AM

Glory Days  
OK foxydickhead, who is that singing Glory Days with Steve Van Zandt ???
I assume you like "They Call Me The Breeze" because you like to blow

Who do you want for Lynrd Sk...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 194 views | posted Mar 15, 2011 at 8:34 AM

Kitchen Hints  
Rachel Ray...To keep potatoes from budding, Place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Me.....Buy Smash mashed potato mix. Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.

RR......When a cake...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 322 views | posted Mar 14, 2011 at 1:28 PM

Bad Ass Bear  
A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and ta...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 343 views | posted Mar 13, 2011 at 9:43 AM