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Cuke, Pickle & Penis!  

One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation:

The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks.Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 234 views | posted Mar 26, 2011 at 4:43 PM

Gettin' Off At The Airport !!!  
Philadelphia, PA-- Airports around the country are seeing a sharp increase in visits by old maids and spinsters. The lonely ladies are horny, and can't wait to get in line for that special touch by th...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 303 views | posted Mar 26, 2011 at 8:07 AM

Smile....  
More Than One Size -
An elderly couple were enjoying the evening by swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful sunset. After a few minutes the ol'lady reaches over and knocks the hell ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 240 views | posted Mar 25, 2011 at 7:35 AM

Some Thoughts On Getting Old  
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 257 views | posted Mar 24, 2011 at 7:53 PM

The Black Bra. (as told by a woman)  


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by g...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Mar 24, 2011 at 9:03 AM

FAUX NEWS FUCK-UP  
Fox News Contrives “Human Shield” Hoax To Sell Libya War


“Exclusive” story about Gaddafi using western journalists as human shields is “nuts, “outrageous,” “ridiculous,” and “absolu...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 176 views | posted Mar 23, 2011 at 9:03 AM

And Now For A Meaningful Observation..  
The Rooster & The Cat!

A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Mar 22, 2011 at 7:37 PM

A STRANGE OLD LADY MOVED IN  
Do any of you ladies know her ???

A very weird thing has happened.
A strange old lady has moved into your house.
You have no idea who she is,
where she came from,
or how she got in.
...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Mar 22, 2011 at 8:49 AM

Pinetop Perkins Dies..RIP  
Legendary bluesman Pinetop Perkins dead at 97

Grammy winning blues pianPinetop Perkins, one of the last old-school bluesmen who played with Muddy Waters and became the oldest Grammy winner this ye...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 235 views | posted Mar 21, 2011 at 8:13 PM

Whorehouse Doors...  


A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Mar 21, 2011 at 9:10 AM

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