Today's Bit Of Wisdom  
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there…to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become...More...
4 comments | 5 kudos | 280 views | posted Apr 1, 2011 at 8:28 AM

Name That List, #6  

What is this a list of? (The answer is in extended, and on the comments page.)

•A live, shaved, declawed gerbil
•a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup
•an ax handle
•a 9-inch zucchini
•a 14-in...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 347 views | posted Mar 31, 2011 at 10:09 PM

Girls Night Out!  
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a gr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 263 views | posted Mar 31, 2011 at 9:13 AM

Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Steven Seagal Raid Roosters  
A funny thing happened in Phoenix a few days ago..

Joe and Steven team up for reality show, LAWMAN

Worth Repeating: Sheriff Joe & Pervy Actor Pal Invade W. Valley in a Tank
March ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 375 views | posted Mar 30, 2011 at 9:04 PM

Maturity  
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.
From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.
I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;
And he answered, "Because of the Seniors' Discount." ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 383 views | posted Mar 29, 2011 at 12:02 PM

Beautiful People  
Just a few things one learns throughout life..
Some are rather appropiate to what has happened on AMD lately..
Just a thought or two..

Many people will walk in and out of your life, ...More...
9 comments | 8 kudos | 245 views | posted Mar 29, 2011 at 8:37 AM

Any One Ever Wanted Their Own TV Show ???  
Here's how..
http://worldtv.com/world

I checked it out..Might be kinda' fun
3 comments | 0 kudos | 286 views | posted Mar 28, 2011 at 8:35 PM

The Prostate Exam  
An old geezer goes to his regular doctor for his physical and gets sent to a urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Mar 28, 2011 at 9:26 AM

Medicare Rise Could Mean No Social Security COLA  

By STEPHEN OHLEMACHER Associated Press The Associated Press
Sunday, March 27, 2011 7:48 AM EDT
Millions of retired and disabled people in the United States had better br...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 216 views | posted Mar 27, 2011 at 9:33 AM