Born With No Wiener!
The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying cattle ranch, when he crossed paths with the town's gossip. "Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?"
"Well, the child was bor...More...
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posted Apr 10, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Fox News
This would have been funny
House of Representatives Facebook Users Cancel Protest to Dump Trash at Boehner's Residence
Published April 09, 2011 | FoxNews.com ...More...
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posted Apr 9, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Old Age Quips
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn'...More...
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posted Apr 9, 2011 at 8:29 AM
What's For Sale?
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up...More...
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posted Apr 8, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Sometimes
Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears......
Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt...
Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress......More...
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posted Apr 8, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Rev. Terry Jones
Seriously...What do you think shold happen to Jones for his stupidity ???
U.S. To Just Hand Terry Jones Over To Fundamentalist Muslims'Have At Him,' Officials Say April 6, 2011 | ISS...More...
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posted Apr 7, 2011 at 9:24 AM
"The Green Thing"
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back i...More...
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posted Apr 4, 2011 at 8:24 AM
For My Dog Loving Friends
Here are some famous quotations over the years about our beloved dogs!
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hyd...More...
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posted Apr 3, 2011 at 8:29 AM
KatyDidDelete
My post in her/it's/his blog about Glue Factorys meaning AMD, of course..
My post..
May I suggest for you, several sites for you to find happiness.. 160 Best Dating Sites - Including ...More...
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posted Apr 2, 2011 at 8:33 PM
Why Parents Go Gray
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispere...More...
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