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For my Cajun friends in pervia..

Genealogy reveals more than a few overlapping branches in your family tree.

Your last name isn't pronounced at all like it is spelled: case in point,aye-b...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 418 views | posted Apr 16, 2011 at 11:19 PM

A Little Cornpone  

Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 377 views | posted Apr 16, 2011 at 8:19 AM

The Problem With Sexual Tension
A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar......

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 468 views | posted Apr 15, 2011 at 7:42 AM

How To Say "I Love You" All Around The World!  

English........... I Love You

Spanish.......... Te Amo

French........... Je T'aime

German.......... lch Liebe Dich

Japanese....... Ai Shite Imasu

Italian............. Ti Amo

6 comments | 0 kudos | 464 views | posted Apr 14, 2011 at 6:59 AM

An Addendum To Som's Blog..  
Although this is satire fron the Onion, it also is something that happens in real life..Think about it

Well, Folks, It Appears Some Shithead Down There Is Shining A L...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 544 views | posted Apr 13, 2011 at 1:38 PM

Oldies But Goodies  
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Apr 12, 2011 at 12:14 PM

WOW !!!! Just For Me  

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a full VIP membership for only $9.95 for the life of the membership.

That's a massive 60% savings...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 303 views | posted Apr 12, 2011 at 9:19 AM

I missed a simple answer in a trivia quiz this morning..

The question was, "where do you find the most curly hair on women ??

I thought for awhile and gave the obvious, to me, answer.. ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 392 views | posted Apr 11, 2011 at 3:25 PM

Lokpal Bill  
Damn !!! wait for approval on ASS's blog//
I just wanted to ask what his opinion on the Lokpal Bill was???
3 comments | 0 kudos | 648 views | posted Apr 10, 2011 at 1:13 PM

Born With No Wiener!  

The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying cattle ranch, when he crossed paths with the town's gossip.
"Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?"

"Well, the child was bor...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 557 views | posted Apr 10, 2011 at 8:57 AM

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