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Strokin' The Totem Pole!  

Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a serious problem, so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she starts livi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 557 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 5:57 PM

Osama bin Smokin'?  
Marijuana found at Abbottabad compound

By various reports, we are now learning that marijuana grew along the outside walls of Osama bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Was the Al Qaeda ma...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 488 views | posted May 4, 2011 at 8:27 AM

36 Things You Will Never Hear  

a REDNECK Say...

1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"

2. "Duct tape won't fix that."

3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."

4. "We don't keep firearms in this house."

8 comments | 1 kudo | 364 views | posted May 3, 2011 at 8:46 AM

Osama Bin Laden Killed While Sitting On Toilet, Nation Likes To Imagine  
May 2, 2011 | ISSUE 47•18

Osama bin Laden, 54-year-old leader of the international terrorist group al-Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that took nearly 3,000 American lives in 2001,...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 426 views | posted May 2, 2011 at 5:46 PM

Shopping In Alabama!  

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.

He went into the small town nearby and found only an ol...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 315 views | posted May 2, 2011 at 2:01 PM

Aussie Common Sense  
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompt...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 446 views | posted May 1, 2011 at 10:25 PM

Tassie's Grandpa.  
I was talking to Tass's grandpa the other day about the "good old days"and the difference between Oz and the USA..
He said...

When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a do...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 478 views | posted May 1, 2011 at 9:31 AM

Passionate Trucker  
An Eskimo woman was on her way to the liquor store when she flagged down a young trucker. Now the Eskimo woman was missing her front teeth so she talked with a lisp, like disch (this).

So, when th...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 481 views | posted Apr 30, 2011 at 6:29 PM

Senility Prayer  
God grant me the Senility
to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I am older, her...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 254 views | posted Apr 29, 2011 at 7:52 AM

Where's The Justice ?  
IN PRISON.......
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT WORK.......
You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......
You get three meals a day.

AT WORK........More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 720 views | posted Apr 28, 2011 at 8:44 AM

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