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Seeking Women: 18 - 99
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Which Penis Do You Have?  
The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.

The Americ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 404 views | posted May 12, 2011 at 9:11 AM

You know you're getting old when....  

Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 243 views | posted May 11, 2011 at 7:56 AM

Don't Mess With Old Ladies  
Last Thursday night, an elderly woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse.

The foll...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 282 views | posted May 10, 2011 at 2:44 PM

Bill Maher's take on politics..  
Our Black Ninja Prez.


2 comments | 0 kudos | 469 views | posted May 8, 2011 at 4:56 PM

Gas prices expected to drop 50 cents by summer  
Gas prices expected to drop 50 cents by summer
By CHRIS KAHN AP Energy Writer The Associated Press
Saturday, May 7, 2011 5:03 PM EDT
Some relief from suffocating gas prices will likely arrive just ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 472 views | posted May 8, 2011 at 12:28 PM

Quickies  
The Sunday School teacher was giving the usual discourse about heaven and hell to her class. Average age of the kids? Eleven years. (You know how that goes: Do the right thing, you go to Heaven. Do ba...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 438 views | posted May 8, 2011 at 8:30 AM

What is Celibacy?  
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 610 views | posted May 7, 2011 at 1:27 PM

I Thought You Meant Today ??  
Two young boys walking down a railroad track on a hot day in southern Miss. When one turned to the other and asked, "Did you mess your britches?"

"No," replied the younger kid. As they walked on t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 530 views | posted May 7, 2011 at 8:15 AM

Smile If You Can't Laugh  
1) An elderly woman died last month. Having never married , she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I w...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 510 views | posted May 5, 2011 at 8:36 PM

Why Women Get Cranky!  

We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortab...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 423 views | posted May 5, 2011 at 9:57 AM

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