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Let's boink our brains out till we're sprung.or?
Im who you want as far as ways i am. Im who you've been glad you dated and took off 25 years ago, but now that i've been sober 20 sumthin years. I can drink hetre and there, i just dont end up here and there,, and who knows where.,I can take it or leave it. therefore if we were to be in a relationship you do not have to go threw the painful,(My bo's druink again, dads passed out, hunny come pick me up i got a dui or hunny Im too waisted to perfform. Wait who ever used that one? anyhow Im no goodie two shoes nor do i have a record other than drunkin stuff. im typen like imm trying to sell myself to so,mebody,. hell I just wanna see youo babes online here and ,( i hate the term ''hookup'') i will say I just wannna give you the best oral sex you have ever imagined, leaving you laying cross the bed wondering where you are and who you are and how the hell did that happen. Im not bragging cuz id hav eto be here typen all day andm night just to begin. so im off to say happy new years. i will probly not change this profile( dumb as it is) so it will be here for eternity. Not like Im gpng to say anything profound nor am i trying to pretend Ive any ed-joo-ka-shun actually. i just wanna be there for you when you call so i can see that look in youri eyes becuase you know what your calling me, for. YOu know theres no need for words. and I do not Kiss and tell.and you aint gotta tell me bout kissing her other than,""baby?Cummon!"Insatiable appitite for what I luv so well
The person I would like to meet
I am hoping you are a woman who has a passion for that which I do
About my work
All work no play makes jon A dull Boy.Didi I say Boy? I meaan Roy.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
music guitar, my great danes take my time luv, my food and presently they have my sweaters on cus its freeing a cold here
My idea of a great date
a great date. When I can use teh talent of my hands too share plleasure and affection toooooo a woman who apprieciated this, I meant to say I think a great date is one that my fingers are not on this keyboard but all pover you in incredible ways., I would live to please my partner.. you knwoi dont meanIm a push over i mean i luv to please you sexually. it's not like you are not pleased otherways but making you happy, keeping that dazed smile on yoru face constantly ebven when smileing, i love to know theres no worry of my girl leaveing for another. if she does she'll be back. --cant wait to meet my how do you say i want nothing because when i want nothing everything comes and if I want i just want. but when i am with you., you know you are treatewd as the most important one in my life( without being overboard neurtrotic ya know) and you klnow howo teh nights going to end. you just dont knjow yet what I love for breakfast.If we are not winning at the casino we are cussing how we shgould have left anmdm gone back to teh room to enjoy what is free intense
oh yeayah i also luv to me stimulated intellectiually, that beats f ing with my head
What do you find attractive in people?
They are rather tired of being told how prety they are. they may,I say may not all but they may wish that thyey could see hear experiance unique genuine real people, i think qwell i know i am real. not unique sometimes but I knopw that, I uh, I um ( censord!!!) I klnew a moment ago and now I dont so you never know do ya., i know i do not like to babble ramble or speak jibberish so chow baby, i want you, nebver fear if you think you are too old too unattractive, too shy, too inhibitted, to insecure, you just never mind if you think theer is something about the nationality the coulr of your eyes haIR SKINN ECT, YOU JUST TRY ME, i DO NOT CARE WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU HAVE TO BELIEV THIS TRUTH, you are gorgeous, if you do not know you are bebautiful it ios only because somebody has not taken the time tooooo show you hopw precciious you are oops seee now I cant spell., let me prove it to y9ou with no loine of bull sh if you think you are too poverwieght, Shame on you, too skinny? shame shame shame too rich, Okay now Ive never spenmt a womans money and hope to not besides a tour threw wine country or, but rish is somethjing we both will just habve top try to get yused to oaky
happy new years, i suggest you start it with , and not end it with me just skip teh middle men. do yourself a favor
What do others do that irritate you?
they cause me tpo type on websites till the sun comes up i get tired sleep drunk say stupid stuff and chase you away from teh amazing man you should have, at leaste for a while. se im not correcting this bye
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I do not kiss and tell I speak of that with whom i become involved with. and you will never hear me speak of my personal luvin stuff unless you hear me in my room whiloe you have your ear in a glass pressed to the wall. i can tell you right now, MY SEX LIFE IS GREAT!!! I just remeber when I hjad a partner it was much much MUCH better
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
ThANK YOU LORD ABOVE! WHY? HOW? HOW CAN i BE SO LUCKY? i\THIIS QUESTION RREMINDS ME I HAVE NO RIGHTS TO BITCH OF Anything. I should celebrate and so should you. this is why ive been holding out so long,I want a partner who turns me on so much Im willin to die for her.but shell never catch anything from me except spomething habitforming kiss kiss licklick kiss kiss nipnipnip
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
one night stand becuase when you spend one night or so withj me there will be more, sex can transform into love. you dont buy a car withjout test driving her do you?
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