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Mason, Ohio
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Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Part 3: Phallic Soliloquy...  
* The lights slowly fade to black. A single spot appears on the stage. A lone microphone stand is illuminated...*

Penis walks out of the darkness and clears his "throat"...

My ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 471 views | posted Sep 27, 2007 at 2:05 PM

The Pervian Playground Anal-oh-gee!  
Huh huh, huh huh huh. He said ANAL.
Heh heh, yeah, anal, anal ANAL!, heh heh.

Bear with me folks I had to take a break from blogging and this one is a little rough as a comeback...

17 comments | 4 kudos | 587 views | posted Sep 17, 2007 at 3:29 PM

Regurgitation.... WoW style...  
Words of Wit made a suggestion that some of us repost some oldies to get the blogs out of their rut. I don't wanna miss a minimal effort shot at self-promo, particularly when I'm actually invited to ...More...
14 comments | 11 kudos | 526 views | posted Aug 28, 2007 at 9:12 AM

I think it's great...  
10 spots for glory. 10 spots for shameless self promo. 0.1 percent discourse. 72.9 percent cut'n paste. 23 percent one line broadcasts to an audience that doesn't read or think.

400,000 extra ...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 482 views | posted Aug 24, 2007 at 8:33 AM

Times That Try Pervian Souls...  
Been off and on of late and not wanting to miss my chance to thump upon the equestrian carcass here's some of my recent thoughts on the layout change... Yippe another fucking blog about the layout W...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 373 views | posted Aug 16, 2007 at 11:27 AM

Do You Know Me?  
"...well Pudge, he did say to use it unwell. This is WCANU radio, I'm Mestopholes, now some music for ya! ... "

*Music comes up*

"Here's one for the ladies... Summertime, sit b...More...
17 comments | 7 kudos | 494 views | posted Aug 4, 2007 at 8:26 PM

The Debrief...  
Time again to visit some old friends... The following is a follow up to this one...

Meeting of the Minds...
12 comments | 6 kudos | 453 views | posted Aug 1, 2007 at 11:26 AM

Some more lyrics back from when I was cool....

She is a stone
Standing guard
Outside Love's open door
Under control
The rock they cling to
"Fill my empty soul!"

9 comments | 2 kudos | 423 views | posted Jul 25, 2007 at 9:45 AM

Bait and Switch...  
Sometimes I think I hate that brunette bitch.

It started when we were just kids. She always tortured me. In little league she'd stand in the outfield and taunt me when I was trying to pitch. She...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | 469 views | posted Jul 12, 2007 at 12:27 PM

The Moon...  
The Moon
Standing in the rain today
I saw you
And you smiled
When I walked by

And I felt
The warmth of sunshine
On my face

Just to see you
Smile at me
Brings happy thoughts
12 comments | 8 kudos | 434 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 1:42 PM

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