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51-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 43 - 59
Charlotte, North Carolina
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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I'm not looking so you don't need to look at me!!

About myself
Here to have some laughs and fun. What I am not here for is cybersex, cheap thrills, one night stands, or any form or casual sex. I've listed some ages as a guideline. I'm not stuck to those as ideal, but c'mon, if I could have given birth to you, I'm not gonna be interested in you. And conversely, if you are old enough to be my father, it's just not gonna work out.

I don't wanna see your dick. Seriously. If that is your main photo, you're probably not going to hear from me. Should I desire to, I will ask. If you don't have a photo, chances are I'm not gonna spend much, if any time, talking to you. Apparently you were attracted to mine if you contacted me, at least give me the same courtesy. No, I'm not going to give you my email so you can send one. I quite frankly don't care if you are shy, or such an important part of your community that you can't post a picture of your face. Mine's here, and I want to see who I am talking to. I think it's only fair. Deal with it, them's my rules!

The person I would like to meet
He is kind, caring, intelligent. Humorous, thoughtful, loving. He has goals, dreams and a thirst for knowledge and adventure. He would let me cry on his shoulder, and always be there when I needed to talk. He doesn't have the answers for everything, and sometimes he knows that all I need is someone to vent to, someone who will listen, and validate my feelings. He makes me laugh at a thousand little things. He makes me want to be more than I am. He helps me to see the potential in myself. He believes that we should do unto others as we would have done unto us. He would rub lotion on my back and then hold me till I fell asleep. He would make tender love to me one night and have mad, passionate sex with me the next. We would walk the beach hand in hand, then lay on a blanket in the sun and talk about our dreams. We would sit side by side on the sofa, reading a book or watching a movie and sharing a bowl of popcorn. We would talk till we lost our voices, or enjoy the silence together. We would find both peace and exhilaration within each other. One look, one kiss, one touch, would say it all to one another. I want it all. I want the fairytale. I want my prince. I've been down the hard road, and I deserve a good man. I won't settle for less.

About my work
I work cuz I hafta, if I could get paid for joking around online, I'd have the perfect job.

Actually, the perfect job... my dream... is to own a small restaurant, something simple, maybe 10- 15 tables, and no menu, just whatever things I felt like making each day. A bunch of regular customers, a place where people come for good food and good company at a fair price. I've never wanted to be rich in a financial sense, just wanted to have enough to pay the bills each month, drive a decent car, own a decent home and have a bit put by for an emergency.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Love to read, cook, chat, laugh, play cards, karaoke, bowl, play pool, just kick back with some music.

My idea of a great date
If you are with the right person, it really doesn't matter what you do, going to the laundrymat or the grocery store can be a blast. I'm much rather do something where we can talk, laugh, get to know one another, at least the majority of the time. I'm not much for big crowds or lots of noise on a regular basis, but now and then is fine. A good concert or something like that.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
It happened, it's over, let's move on.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Someplace warm, tropical Fruity drinks served by nearly naked tanned men as the water laps up on the shore (gets a bib for the drool)

What is your academic background?
Loved everything about school except the "gotta be at class" part =)~ I have some college behind me... would love to go back at some point though.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I dunno, does a weekend in Wisconsin count as a vacation? It was terrible!!!

What do you find attractive in people?
Laughter, humility, the ability to see themselves as human, not perfect. Being honest with themselves and with others, doing the right thing simply because it is the right thing to do. Being there for their friends, even when.. ok, especially when, it's not convenient for them to do so. A willingness to learn, to grow, not being narrow minded.

What do others do that irritate you?
Lie cheat and manipulate!!!

What do you think is your best quality?
My ability to laugh at myself when it seems like all hope is lost. My heart, my sense of humor, my willingness to love.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I wouldn't be such a sucker!!

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Tell me why you think we should talk, seriously, don't tell me I'm hot, don't ask if I wanna fuck, don't ask for my messenger name. Pick a few things out of my essays and talk to me about them. Prove to me you read it.

Describe your physique.
Just a chubby girl. I have red hair, Greenish/hazel eyes, pretty nice mouth, or so I am told.

What do you do well sexually?

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
See above

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I have none

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Having kids... I know, not sexual, but they are the best thing I ever did in life.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm only looking for friends (and no benefits)

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Just here to joke around and have some laughs, and possibly learn something from the truly incredible people here. I may not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but I have a loving heart..

Ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?

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