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So, Tell me about HELL?
Having been on the internet for approximately 10 years now, I have seen many of the same emails over and over. I never fail to get a giggle out of this one though, and am sorry if it is a repeat for ...More...
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posted Feb 25, 2007 at 9:46 PM
I'm on a binge..
It's Friday night, lil after 9pm.... my sweetie is passed out cold (Damned 5 hour time difference anyways ) He has a "date" tomorrow... just a friendly outting, but it's with his ex girlfriend,...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2007 at 9:22 PM
Confession... Good for the Soul?
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I
almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we g...More...
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posted Feb 12, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Taxation Without Representation!
NEW PENIS TAX
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the...More...
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9 kudos |
431 views |
posted Feb 11, 2007 at 2:45 PM
Tastes like chicken.
I dunno what this blog is about, and I have no set goal in mind with it, I just kinda feel the need to ramble here a bit.
19 year ago today, I said I do. I thought it was forever. It lasted...More...
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posted Feb 6, 2007 at 8:37 PM
Shut the fuck up, Would ya???
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs...More...
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8 kudos |
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posted Feb 4, 2007 at 11:54 AM
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south
of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was...More...
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posted Feb 1, 2007 at 5:57 PM
The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which ...More...
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1 kudo |
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posted Jan 30, 2007 at 8:34 PM
Balls and Treasures
A man was exploring caves by the seashore In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls. It was like someone had olled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake.T...More...
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16 kudos |
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posted Jan 29, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Compensation, Cellars.Sexatarys and Dicktation
Well, after an intense 11 minute negotiation with ... he and I have come to an agreement on a raise and benefit package I can live with, so I won't be resigning afterall.
3 weeks paid...More...
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480 views |
posted Jan 28, 2007 at 12:11 AM
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