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Maryville, Tennessee
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Super Bowl bound!!!  
WOW!! So it's decided!! The Steelers and the Cardinals! THE CARDINALS!??!?!??!?!??! can you believe it?!?!? They've only been under a rock for..... decades!!!! WOO HOO!!!! Congrats t...More...
23 comments | 1 kudo | 483 views | posted Jan 18, 2009 at 10:10 PM

Miss Beatrice  
once again... not sure if this has been posted or not...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her 80's and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 375 views | posted Jan 18, 2009 at 8:37 PM

The Monkey and The Lizard  
Not sure if this has been posted but here goes.....................

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doi...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 423 views | posted Jan 17, 2009 at 8:11 PM

US Airways flight down  
I heard the news a little while ago and it struck so close to home! That is the route that my dear dear friend Kricket is a flight attendant on. I called her and couldn't get her on the phone... I h...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 448 views | posted Jan 15, 2009 at 4:56 PM

The creation of a pussy  
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart wth wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hamm...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 476 views | posted Jan 13, 2009 at 8:05 PM

I want to be an illegal alien too!!  
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senat...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 432 views | posted Sep 20, 2008 at 11:16 PM

Bubba and his 2 assholes  
Bubba died in a fire. The coroner brought Bubba's best friends, Cooter and Harold in to identify the body. The coroner takes Cooter to the body, pulls the sheet back from Bubba's face... Cooter says "...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 374 views | posted Sep 20, 2008 at 11:15 PM

I know this is a sex site... but!!  

I have been talking smack all week!!! Especially to the gator fans at work! ...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 687 views | posted Sep 20, 2008 at 2:04 PM

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