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Seeking Men: 41 - 48
Maryville, Tennessee
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your li...More...
16 comments | 10 kudos | 452 views | posted Feb 2, 2009 at 8:13 PM

Coffee filters...  
..who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Store for almost nothing. (I am guessing for a dollar. LOL)

1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excel...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 459 views | posted Feb 1, 2009 at 9:04 AM

Employee Letter  
Bruce... let me know if this has been posted before! lol

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy,
Management has decided to implement a s...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 436 views | posted Jan 31, 2009 at 7:11 PM

(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a ...More...
22 comments | 5 kudos | 776 views | posted Jan 30, 2009 at 9:42 PM

Economic Stimulus Payment  
This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is
a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. ...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | 485 views | posted Jan 27, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Effing illegals! And they aren't aliens!!!!!!  
My daughter had a gun pulled on her tonight! She was driving thru town and some asshole was tailgating her. She tapped her brakes hoping he would back off.. No... he came around her and pulled a gun...More...
25 comments | 0 kudos | 548 views | posted Jan 24, 2009 at 11:56 PM

Out of gas  
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 442 views | posted Jan 21, 2009 at 9:32 PM

I'm not sure if this has been posted yet.... I don't want the re-post police after me!

Posted to Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)

17 comments | 7 kudos | 542 views | posted Jan 21, 2009 at 6:42 PM

The FEMA genie  
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breat...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 459 views | posted Jan 20, 2009 at 8:31 PM

It's snowing here!!  
I bet the grocery stores are full of people buying their french toast fixins!!!

Why is bread eggs and milk the first thing people buy?!?!? I don't drink milk or eat eggs.... what would I want t...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 431 views | posted Jan 19, 2009 at 9:45 AM

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