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Ever wonder.........  
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 295 views | posted Jan 28, 2010 at 11:08 PM

Murphy''s Lesser Known Laws  
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

7 comments | 1 kudo | 347 views | posted Jan 28, 2010 at 10:04 PM

A Fine Mess
A just war
A little big
a little pregnant
A new classic
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
academic fraternity
Academic sorority
Accidentally on Purpose
accurate estimate
12 comments | 1 kudo | 332 views | posted Jan 28, 2010 at 9:44 PM

Look at all our babies!  
We have quite a few new animal pics!! Come on everyone and post a pic of your pooch or pussy... ooops,, kitty cat!!!
I've got my Peekaboo posted right now! I just love him!
I see Sunshine has he...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | 470 views | posted Jan 26, 2010 at 11:58 AM

This repost is for Sunshine!!!  
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the l...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 293 views | posted Jan 25, 2010 at 9:12 PM

The Flu (another repost) just cuz!  
They say the swine flu is going to be making another round.
To avoid it...
Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vit...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 223 views | posted Jan 25, 2010 at 9:46 AM

Looks like this is going into overtime!!  
Favre just fucked right up! LOL
12 comments | 1 kudo | 298 views | posted Jan 24, 2010 at 9:53 PM

Skins then Cards....  
One reason, I am a fan of both, is because I have cousins that used to play for them! Both teams..and they are brothers. They are Clemson grads and both went to the NFL...One cousin went to 4 Super B...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 241 views | posted Jan 24, 2010 at 9:12 PM

Go Indy!!  
Well unless the Jets can pull out a miracle, the Colts are going to the Super Bowl!! WOO HOO!!! You know we love Peyton around here!! We're always proud to see him and his team doing good!
9 comments | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Jan 24, 2010 at 6:00 PM

Should you have your ass kicked? (another repost)  
Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 278 views | posted Jan 24, 2010 at 3:52 PM

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