Murphy''s Lesser Known Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Thos...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2010 at 10:04 PM
oxymorons
A Fine Mess A just war A little big a little pregnant A new classic absolutely unsure abundant poverty academic fraternity Academic sorority Accidentally on Purpose accurate estimate accura...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Look at all our babies!
We have quite a few new animal pics!! Come on everyone and post a pic of your pooch or pussy... ooops,, kitty cat!!! I've got my Peekaboo posted right now! I just love him! I see Sunshine has he...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 at 11:58 AM
This repost is for Sunshine!!!
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the l...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 at 9:12 PM
The Flu (another repost) just cuz!
They say the swine flu is going to be making another round. To avoid it... Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vit...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Looks like this is going into overtime!!
Favre just fucked right up! LOL
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posted Jan 24, 2010 at 9:53 PM
Skins then Cards....
One reason, I am a fan of both, is because I have cousins that used to play for them! Both teams..and they are brothers. They are Clemson grads and both went to the NFL...One cousin went to 4 Super B...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2010 at 9:12 PM
Go Indy!!
Well unless the Jets can pull out a miracle, the Colts are going to the Super Bowl!! WOO HOO!!! You know we love Peyton around here!! We're always proud to see him and his team doing good! So...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Should you have your ass kicked? (another repost)
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend ...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2010 at 3:52 PM
The Urine Test (my repost)
I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. ...More...
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