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OH MAN IM TIRED!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours wh...
| 0 kudos | 195 views | posted Jul 13, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Hung Like An Elephant
A man goes to see his doctor because he has an incredibly small penis and wants to know if anything can be done to help him.
The doctor rolls his eyes and says, "Okay, let's have a look."
| 1 kudo | 263 views | posted Jun 29, 2007 at 3:39 PM
A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.
The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.
The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed...
| 1 kudo | 216 views | posted Jun 26, 2007 at 2:12 PM
I Fucked A Pig
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, and he looks at his girlfriend and says "This is the Pig I have sex with when You have a headache !"
His girlfriend looks at him condescen...
| 0 kudos | 295 views | posted Jun 22, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Slapping Your Palms
I don't understand. Since when is slapping your palms together the universal sign that everything is okay? When these hidden camera shows finally reveal the joke, everyone who's in on it starts to cla...
| 0 kudos | 221 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 3:04 PM
Will I live to be 80?
I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well"
for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't ...
| 1 kudo | 195 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Why do woman want a prince charming but not appreciate them when it comes along
For instance last week i had a trip planned for someone special to me for the weekend. I started on sunday prepping gourmet food to make her for monday thru thursday. I work 12 hour days so i get off ...
| 1 kudo | 437 views | posted Jun 20, 2007 at 4:51 PM
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