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I am a hardcore, die-hard optimist. Paradoxically, I can also be caustic, sarcastic and sometimes downright hateful. But it's all in good fun. I love laughing and I think a sense of humor is one of the best and most important traits a person can have. I say things that are sometimes highly controversial. Most of the time, I say these things for shock value. Oh, and sailors wish they could curse like me.
Also, I might be the biggest geek in north Georgia.
The person I would like to meet
Naturally, she'd have to be able to appreciate a good joke and/or dig every now and again. I'm refraining from putting anything overtly sexual here, because if you want to know that, you should ask me directly.
Where was I?
Oh, yeah! Someone with a great sense of humor. She also should be able to "keep pace" with my nerdiness. I'm looking for a fun, open-minded, intelligent girl. Preferably one who is at least semi-geeky.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I love to host dinner parties, go out on the town every once in a while, travel sometimes and talk. I am quite a talker, I gotta say. I also love board games, playing cards, screwing around on my bass, reading, writing and watching a bit of TV every now and again. I prefer movies, though. And music! I love listening to bands and artists I've never heard of and broadening my horizons.
My idea of a great date
Well, I think I'm a pretty big fan of the "classic" first date. Dinner, maybe bowling or something, taking a nice walk and chatting about this and that. After that...Who knows? I love to have fun and if something more exciting than the scenario I just described happens, then so be it!
What is your fantasy vacation?
This is a tough one. As I mentioned previously, I love to travel. I think I'd like to travel to either:
A.) Japan: I love the Japanese culture and the Japanese people. They're simply amazing and I'd love a chance to get to see their structured, disciplined lives up close.
B.) Wales: I'm a big fan of history, and I would love the opportunity to get in touch with my roots.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Myrtle Beach was my last vacation. I just returned from there on 08/15 and I absolutely had a ball.
What do you find attractive in people?
Physically: Dark hair (Although, I won't exclude blondes or redheads.) glasses, not overly thin, piercings are fine and most tattoos are peachy keen.
As for her personality, I'd want someone friendly, sarcastic, geeky and able to appreciate a good joke and form her own opinions.
What do others do that irritate you?
People who have no sense of individuality upset me. People who don't like to laugh REALLY upset me. The worst of them all is when people take things too damn seriously.
What do you think is your best quality?
Physically, probably my eyes or my hair. My best personality trait is probably my easy-going sense of fun.
What do you do well sexually?
I'm excellent at manual stimulation. I can get a girl off using nothing but my hands. Of course, I enjoy using more than my hands, I just happen to be very skilled in that area. And I enjoy the ability to watch a girl's face closely as she comes from my fingers and hands.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I'm semi-into bondage. I'll say that.
I'll also say that I love "dirty talk"/
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Absolutely not, and neither should you.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Preferably something semi long-term, but not too serious to begin with. I'd like to get to know the person and be friends with benefits at first and then go from there.
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