Super Sex  


While flying over Metropolis, Superman sees Wonder Woman lying on her back, spread-eagled on top of a building, totally nude.

Superman swoops down on top of Wonder Woman and begins to screw he...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 51 views | posted Sep 6, 2008 at 12:20 AM

One Hell of a Headache  

Steve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.

The doctor said, ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 44 views | posted Sep 5, 2008 at 11:12 PM

Difference between potentially and realistically  


A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thoughtfor a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if ...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 43 views | posted Sep 5, 2008 at 9:37 PM

MEMORY LAPSE  

Sometimes memory lapses are a good thing

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | 59 views | posted Sep 5, 2008 at 12:47 PM

The latest scam  

The latest scam in the Ft Lauderdale, Florida area which is happening at the Galleria Mall.

Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car;

One starts wipin...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 109 views | posted Sep 4, 2008 at 11:37 PM

3 TASKS  



A guy gets hit by a car and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil is standing in front of 3 doors. The devil says, "It's your lucky day. I'm gonna give you a chance to get out of hell. Yo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 58 views | posted Sep 4, 2008 at 11:27 PM

A QUESTION ABOUT ME ?  

I have mentioned a few times on here that I live on about 5 acres in the woods.
Well that's not exactly true. It's quite a bit more than 5 acres in a park like setting.
And yes there is a good si...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 89 views | posted Sep 3, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Old Timer Sex  

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I m...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 54 views | posted Aug 29, 2008 at 7:13 PM

EWE and the Wolf  

Out by the barn yard lived a wolf who had a healthy appetite for Sheep. His name was " keepinganeyeout " but for the purpose of this story; We'll just call him keeping. He had lost an eye to the ba...More...
29 comments | 5 kudos | 121 views | posted Aug 29, 2008 at 3:38 PM