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Gresham, Oregon
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joke..Damn that Andy Rooney (his view on older women)  
Why Older Chicks Rule - by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... And for those who are
turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 339 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 11:18 AM

joke...thought of the day, and sobering.  
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.. Right now, as you read this,17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!

2 comments | 0 kudos | 306 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 11:11 AM

joke...any women with a green thumb?  
Here's a growing tip as spring approaches:
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook th...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 300 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 11:09 AM

joke...helps being a quick thinker now days  
A man in the supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. Th...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 289 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 11:03 AM

joke..we all know what we want, some express it better  

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 254 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 11:00 AM

joke...women in leather  
When a woman wears leather clothing, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat goes dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?
0 comments | 0 kudos | 274 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 10:53 AM this if you use credit cards...or gift cards.  

This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they?
A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the

After the workout and a shower...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 233 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 10:37 AM

Wrong email address  
Have you ever wondered what happens to emails that perhaps you incorrectly spelled the address, but you really have no idea it's impact on the recipient?

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Flor...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 290 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 10:18 AM

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