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MsHelle
46-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 30 - 45
Lexington, Kentucky
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Rudest Come On  
Ok, Kiddies, the meds are working fine and not pain at the moment so I decide to read my email here and this is what I find:

are you ready to be my slut??

Zero points for intellig...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 375 views | posted Aug 8, 2010 at 1:08 PM

Beastie Boy is Back!!  
Ladies, the sick boy is back!! In case you've forgotten or never received his wonderful email, here it is
you ever did sex with family or had a pet dog lick you off or had it go into u ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 357 views | posted Mar 21, 2010 at 12:01 AM

Food for Thought or Fodder for the Cannon.  
Ran across this interesting article http://kateharding.net/2009/10/08/guest-blogger-starling-schrodinger’s-rapist-or-a-guy’s-guide-to-approaching-strange-women-without-being-maced/ about so...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 298 views | posted Jan 17, 2010 at 6:03 PM

Turnabout Is Fair Play  
After careful consideration I've decided to combat the trolls that litter my inbox and spam filter.

Most of the trolls have been pretty damn amusing however when I get one like this:

wann...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 392 views | posted Nov 19, 2009 at 9:07 AM

And Guys wonder why I'm so MEAN  
From the WTF category in my mail box

i would love to fuck your fat black pussy make u take my whole 10 in fat cock till your pussy is spread open and cave like i will fill your insides up wi...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 503 views | posted Mar 6, 2009 at 8:45 PM

Cancelled Profiles littering my email  
Just noticed how many profiles are getting cancelled in my email, I guess spammers and abusers are breeding again but being sterilized before they get too far.

Ah well, the ignorant people are outb...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 449 views | posted Feb 13, 2008 at 5:11 PM

Writer's Block Part Whatever  
I wrote this damn story ages ago and still haven't found a satisfactory way to continue - any suggestions??[/B]

After landing at Atlanta airport, I duck into the Ladies Restroom to...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 508 views | posted Oct 30, 2007 at 12:22 AM

Romance In the Wilderness  
One day, a young lady was walking thru the woods and
this big bad wolf was stalking her. She stopped and
he took her from behind! She was grateful so she let
her eat her.... afterwards they got mar...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 544 views | posted Oct 8, 2007 at 9:49 AM

Voodoo Hijinx  
Yet another variation on a mystical dick

Voodoo Dick

There was this businessman who was getting ready
to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a
flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 477 views | posted Oct 5, 2007 at 10:43 AM

Minneapolis Airport - Anybody want pics??  
Hey Kids!! Going for a short weekend trip and going thru Minneapolis airport on my way - anybody need pics of Senator Larry Craig's pick up spot?? I cannot believe I'd past this hotspot several times...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 460 views | posted Sep 27, 2007 at 8:52 AM

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