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Seeking sexually uninhibited Friend with Benefits
Where to start - let's start with the obvious, I guess - 44 yr old single male - 7" x 6" with lots of stamina - LUV to give pleasure as much or more than receving - LUV LOTS of foreplay and to give extensive, intensive ORAL - I've been told I have a MAGIC TONGUE & HANDS to match LOL!!!
We're all adults and know why we're here...not really into the bar pickup scene though as it's too hard to meet the right person.
Am really looking to find someone whom I "click" with on a casual basis first and see where things go from there - not opposed to this leading to something serious with the right person if we both feel compatible.
While I'm not a handsome prince, I don't think I'm a troll either (definitely don't live under a bridge). Don't judge by the pic on my profile - it's about 1 year old (sorry, didn't have a newer one on the computer when setting this up). My hair is slightly longer now and I have a full beard instead of just the goatee - I think I look better with it but that's just my opinion - who knows what you'll think.
I'm a pretty nice guy, respectful to women, love to cuddle and talk (even about things other than just sex LOL!!!), love to give spontaneous displays of public affection, I bathe regularly (surprising for a guy, I know LOL!!!), & also tend to wear clean clothes from time to time. Have been know to cook, do the dishes and even empty the garbage on occasion.
Looking for a friend that could lead to more who makes me laugh and smile - I have a great sense of humor, you might call it somewhat sarcastic at times - think I have a lot to offer to the right woman.
"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of your Tootsie Pop? Wanna find out
The person I would like to meet
Must be emotionally stable and secure, self confident (somewhat shy doesn't matter as long as you are self confident about yourself and like who you are), love to laugh and smile alot, not embarrased by public displays of afftection.
Not expecting a "Princess" - a few extra lbs OK as long as they're proportional and you take pride in your appearance - nothing wrong with looking like a real woman and not an anorexic model.
I LUV "Dangerous Curves" - do you have them?
And then the obvious : sexually uninhibited, loves to give and receive pleasure with your partner, LUV's receiving oral pleasure and lots of foreplay (did I mention my MAGIC TONGUE & HANDS TO MATCH - LOL!!!).
"If you don't LUV recieving oral pleasure for 30 minutes or more then keep those boots a walkin'! LOL!!!"
Sex is not the most important thing to you in a relationship but you understand that it is a very important part of any good relationship. Intimacy is so highly under rated by so many.
So, does this describe YOU?
About my work
My job is somewhat important to me - it allows me to continue to enjoy the luxuries I have become accustomed to - Like living indoors and eating LOL!!!
Seriously, I like my job - I work for a good company (pretty casual atmosphere) with some great people. Sometimes it can take up a little too much of my time but I try to limit that.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
LOVE the outdoors - camping, fishing, hiking (no hunting though - it's just not fun shooting at something that can't shoot back - takes all the thrill out of it - JUST KIDDING of course LOL!!! - but I don't hunt).
Enjoy eating out or staying in - grilling out with friends is a lot of fun.
Love great movies and great music - wanna know what qualifies? Then ask me.
Lots more but a guy can't just give it up right away - Need to know you'd still respect me in the morning LOL!!!
My idea of a great date
A great date - whips, chains, a goat and two albino midgets to start - LOL!!!
Very definitely just kidding - forget about the whips and chains!!! LOL!!!
Seroiusly, a great date is one where I can spend quality time with someone I like in any environment where we both feel comfortable. I don't think there's any one thing that makes a great date - experience life and enjoy. The only constant factor is having the right person with you when you do.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Don't really have one - I tend to go to places that pique my interest for a multitude of reasons.
Again, having the right person with you to enjoy it is what really makes any vacation a "fantasy"
What is your academic background?
I went to one of them there skools of higher learnin' after gradiatin from hi skool...you kno, what they call a univarsity...and did real good at readin, writin, cipherin and such.
By the time I gradiated with honurs from there I could even count me all the way up to 20 without takin my shoes off!
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
The Gulf Coast of Florida - and yes I loved it. Nothing quite so beautiful as watching the sun set over the Gulf of Mexico - especially when you get that view while eating at a great place like Peck's Old Cove Inn - it's right on the Gulf and has great seafood, imagine that LOL!!!
What do you find attractive in people?
A sense of humor, don't take life or themselves too seriously, love to laugh and smile alot, non judgemental and not overly materialistic, people who look for someone's inner beauty first as that's really what matters - who wants to be with someone who has "model" good looks but is a complete ass at heart!
What do others do that irritate you?
judgemental people, angry people, overly materialistic people, shallow people, people who tend to make assumptions based on appearance without getting to know someone, arrogant people
What do you think is your best quality?
My ass, definitely my ass - LOL!!!
Seriously, it's that I truly care about the people whom I let into my "inner circle" and would do just about anything for them - I guess you could call that caring and loyalty.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd try to act like a complete ass much more often - NOT! LOL!!!
I think I'm pretty good where I'm at.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of your Tootsie Pop?"
What are you really looking for / expecting out of this?
Describe your physique.
Former football player - have a few extra lbs these days and I'm aware of that but I'm also comfortable with my body so it's not a big deal to me - could I lose 20 lbs, yes - but if that's a huge deal to you then you're probably not the one for me.
What do you do well sexually?
I give INCREDIBLE oral- I've been told I have a MAGIC TONGUE and HANDS to match - gots lots of stamina & I definitely know how to find a woman's G-Spot with my fingers - believe me you have one even if nobody's ever found it for you!
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I love a woman who knows when the time is right to be submissive and let me take charge yet also know when the time is right to be aggressive and just throw me down and do me!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Ask me and I'll tell you - but only if you ask nicely LOL!!!
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
A 3some - but it wasn't that good or enjoyable as we were all way too drunk at the time - sorta why I don't like drunk sex - it usually isn't anywhere near as good as it could have been.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No!!! But I've been thinking of getting some as a hobby! LOL!!!
What a stupid question - what idiot is actually going to say "Yes of course I do"?
Honestly (and you can believe me or not - your choice):
No I don't and I really don't want any either, thank you very much!
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Take things for what they are and proceed into the unknown with no expectations or destination in mind!
Free Space. Say anything you want!
"Not my underwear, definitely not my underwear"
I wanna find the fargin icehole who broke into my place, stole all my stuff and replaced it with exact replicas!
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