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I am all that is Man
I'm weird but by this point in my life I've made my peace with that *L* I love movies, reading, video games, comics, all the nerd-esque trappings of a soul that enjoys the strange and unusual, then again like that broad in Beetlejuice, I myself AM strange and unusual. I love the nightlife, I live to be at the bar/club, getting on stage and singing a song, making sure that all around me are having as much fun as I am. Sexually I'm open to pretty much everything except kids, scat, watersports and dude on dude action (not that there's anything wrong with that, nooch). I'm just as into making friends as I am hunting for a mate so no worries about me going stalker love knife on anybody *LOL*
The person I would like to meet
I'm looking for a female like me, a mutant match to my deviant little heart, someone that can do for me what Christmas did for the Grinch.
About my work
Work is work and play is play and as long as I pay my bills and enjoy my job that's the way it oughta be.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I watch every bad movie with monsters and stupid people dying as possible, I read the way the Tasmainian Devil eats livestock, I drink like the Irish bastard I am and get into geek conversations with those around me. Eh, it's a hobby.
My idea of a great date
Great conversation, good food, easy rapport and preferably hot deviant beast level sex. I mean the kind of sex that results in property damage and exhaustion.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Amsterdam or Vegas.
What is your academic background?
College but never graduated, it's one of those long stories that works better to tell in person.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Dragon Con in Atlanta in Sept. If you know it you know what I'm talking about, if not Google it and learn, chilluns.
What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence, personality and sense of humor. Big tits are a plus but then hell, I'm a guy, sue me *LOL* More than anything don't be a brainless mouth breather and be comfortable in your own skin, the only one allowed to be self hating is ME dammit! (Cause I'm at least funny when I do it *LMAO*)
What do others do that irritate you?
Ninety percent of the human race just has to breathe to irritate me, but mostly the willful ignorance and stupidity of others is what mainly disgruntles me.
What do you think is your best quality?
I'm funny or so I'm told and I'm always willing to listen when someone talks.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I really wish I could be more compassionate about the public at large, especially when large scale tragedy strikes, but honestly, if I don't know ya, I really don't care. I'm clannish that way.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What do you do if someone asks if you're a god. (I speak a lot in quotes, and that one is one of my favorites. Bonus points if you do the follow up bit *LOL*)
Describe your physique.
Tall, thick, and wide. I used to be quite a bit fatter but hell, Atkins and walking miles a day do fucking wonders, trust me *L* Plus, in all honestly, you better not be afraid of hair, they call me the Beast for more than one reason.
What do you do well sexually?
Induce multiple orgasms primarily but I'm also often complimented (usually breathlessly) on my oral skill. I'm a big dumb animal and I fuck like that, rough, hard and long.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Don't have a favorite per say, if you do it right you really should hit all the high notes eventually.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
The only fantasy I haven't accomplished by this point in my debauched existence is sex with Jessica Rabbit, but until I get that damn cloning vat working that one's a pipe dream *L*
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
You'll have to ask me in person, I've had an interesting life.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I'm as clean as freshly fallen snow in the Great White North. No reason not to wrap up and get tested regular...IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE PEOPLE.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
All of the above. (that's an option right? Fuck it, I want my cake and I'm gonna eat it too)
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Come one, cum all, let's have a ball, maybe two, maybe three, it's all the same to me. Let's get weird, let's get nuts, let's knock the straights back onto their butts. But I'll tell you this and I ain't gonna lie, fuck with me and mine and yer gonna die. Thank you I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
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