Sorry sorry sorry GEEZ Sorry  
OOOoookay, let the punishment begin, whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks *LOL* Sorry guys, it's been the month from hell. Getting used to the new job, working doubles, split shifts, hunting f...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 190 views | posted Apr 14, 2007 at 8:13 PM

Adventures In Bar Flirting  
I've noticed a lot of anger on part of both sexes when it comes to bar flirting. Bar flirting...verb...meaning the casual effort on the part of either sex to show attraction to either the same or opp...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 192 views | posted Mar 8, 2007 at 12:46 AM

A New Personal Best (or Worst, depending)  
I woke up yesterday with a plan and a mission. I decided I was going to break the record for mastubating. I, your not so humble Monster, was going to join the ranks of the all time great jack off ar...More...
16 comments | 6 kudos | 175 views | posted Mar 4, 2007 at 12:03 PM

Extreme Sports Are for Pansies  
Sitting here splitting time between my usual entertainment of porn and so called actual tv, I've come across several shows about motocross, base jumping, skateboarding, and the tons of other Xtreme SP...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 234 views | posted Mar 1, 2007 at 9:18 PM

Screwin' with the clergy  
Had some fun today when I woke up, thought I'd share with y'all cause, well, let's face it, who's going to appreciate this the way it should be appreciated *chuckles*
To set up, I hope everyone is fa...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | 262 views | posted Feb 27, 2007 at 11:14 PM

Tis the End Times and the Stupid Roam the Earth  
Sit down chilluns, Unka Monster got a rant to deliver. I got my axe and a stone to grind it on so I'm ready *squares shoulders, cracks knuckles, adjusts my nads*
When o' when are we going to making ...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 228 views | posted Feb 25, 2007 at 12:06 PM

Blog, the new crack beyond schnapps  
Man this shit is addictive, slowly but surely I start to realize what I've been hearing for the past few years. It's like sex, chocolate or weed, but less fattening and without the pesky morning coyo...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 187 views | posted Feb 24, 2007 at 2:15 AM

Behold, the Power of Blog  
Now I see how that Dane Cook load has a career if all it takes is one blog entry to get the kind of response that months of emails and sundry other nonsense fail to do. Kinda gives you that godlike fe...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 161 views | posted Feb 23, 2007 at 12:00 AM

First Blog on here, be gentle...or not  
I'm not much one for the whole blogging thing, it's never really appealed to me the way it does to apparently eighty five percent of the rest of the wired population but hell, if you got it use it or ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 240 views | posted Feb 22, 2007 at 11:13 AM