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MonkeyWoman30
37-year-old Female
Seeking Both 18 - 65
Versailles, Kentucky
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Start Some Monkey Business With Me!

About myself
Monkey Business does not mean I want to 'eat your banana' and/or have sex with you! It just means I harbor a little bit of mischief. Got it? I can get into trouble with the best of them but am not a law breaker by any means. I just like to ham it up now and again with my friends.

The person I would like to meet
I would like to meet a person who is goal-oriented, responsible, and sexy is always a bonus. Let me tell you what I find sexy: Confidence, talent, and kindness. Those are my true turn ons.

About my work
I enjoy my job as a Tech Support CSR. But at the end of the day it is still just a job and I enjoy family and friends a whole lot more!

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I like to read, walk, dine out, go to movies, go for long drives, or just sit home and chill out with my family. Not a big bar or club kind of gal, but I have been known to go to see a Drag Show from time to time or to Karaoke.

My idea of a great date
I think a picnic in a park and horseback riding would be fun, although I haven't ridden a horse since I was a teenager. Going somewhere quiet to talk would suit me fine; I could even cook for you!

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I am divorced and we have two children together. We are still best friends and I adore him as a friend and a father to my children but I am NOT in love with him, and we are no longer sexually involved. We share joint custody and we are doing everything we can to make sure it works out best for the kids!

What is your fantasy vacation?
I want to go back to Disney World! I loved the place! And they actually have some excellent mixed drinks. Nothing like being hammered in the happiest place on earth!

What is your academic background?
I am a high school graduate.

I attended one year of college before financial restrictions forced me to bow out.

I attended a Nurse Aide Training School recently and passed with flying colors. (Technical School)

Going back to school for IT next fall.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Horseshoe Casino with a friend and yes it was rather enjoyable and we lost our asses.

What do you find attractive in people?
Kindness. Consideration. The ability to put themselves first but still make room for other people on their lives. Talent. (This doesn't mean you have to know how to sing and dance. I just like for people to be passionate about SOMETHING they are good at)

What do others do that irritate you?
Whine and point fingers. Try to turn situations around to make everything all someone else's fault. People who can't wor won't take responsibility for their actions.

What do you think is your best quality?
My giant.... sense of humor ;)

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I am a giver to a fault and don't know when I should stop and let someone do something for me.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Why did you message me?

Describe your physique.
Big Beautiful Woman with curves in all the right places. I DO exercise, eat right and do what I can to stay in shape. I am genetically disposistioned to this proportion. And that's OK with me. If it's not OK with you, move on.

What do you do well sexually?
Wouldn't you like to know? Well... wouldn't you?

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Nibble on my ear and my neck and then things might progress .. if you get that far

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Fantasies are a bit private, don't you think?

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Fantasies are a bit private, don't you think?

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NOPE

I am D&D free

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Whatever happens, happens.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Message ME!

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