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MonkeyWoman30
37-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 18 - 65
Versailles, Kentucky
United States
Last Activity: 2 months ago

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Your Fondest Christmas Memory  
My fondest Christmas memory is one of a long, long time ago. We didn't have money - but we never knew that. For you see, you don't miss what you've never had.

It was a particularly bad winter in Ea...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 462 views | posted Dec 24, 2008 at 10:43 PM

Beautiful Girls...  
Big Girls - You Are Beautiful!
Posted in Vids, too. I just LOVE this. Those of you that feel the need to slam this, your comments will be del...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 914 views | posted Apr 20, 2008 at 11:32 PM

Because I'm A Woman....  
Because I'm a woman, When you see me fiddling with a coat hanger in sub-zero weather trying to unlock a car door, It's because I'm trying to open my car door so I can get inside and get your beer home...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 609 views | posted Apr 15, 2008 at 5:18 PM

I'm Immature  
Freud argued that clitoral orgasms were characteristic of the young and immature, and vaginal orgasms represented the healthy female sexual response. It was his belief that if a woman was not able to ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 647 views | posted Mar 18, 2008 at 12:33 AM

The Whole Damn Monkey Troop...  
Is ill. Yep, sicker than...well.. a monkey. Both little spider monkeys have ear infections and the croup, as well as some other flu-like virus that has invaded our little abode.

The big ape also h...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 627 views | posted Mar 7, 2008 at 2:10 PM

We're Not Made of Money!  


I have a very spoiled three year old. I give in to almost every whim she has, whether it be the new swimming baby doll or the baby alive or the newest batting equipment for the ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 547 views | posted Mar 3, 2008 at 3:28 PM

The Son I Don't Know  
I don't really know if this is the appropriate venue for expressing the feelings that I have tonight, it's just that I feel like I need to share it with someone before I burst. I love my friends and f...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 580 views | posted Feb 29, 2008 at 12:26 AM

How Odd!  
Well, I just got a rather interesting email tonight from another AMD member. Not one I know, but then again I suppose there are hundreds and hundreds and maybe thousands I don't know.

He asked me ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 668 views | posted Feb 28, 2008 at 10:12 PM

If Love Ever Gives Me Another Try  


All the things I've felt and never shared.
All the times that she was lonely with me there.
Tears I wouldn't let fall from my eyes.
And how I let her go without a fight.

The reasons I...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 671 views | posted Feb 25, 2008 at 8:41 PM

Tax Season  
What will you do with your return (if you got one?)

I just finished paying off three of those evil little plastic squares...

And now I am broke again

Regards,
Kris
10 comments | 0 kudos | 514 views | posted Feb 22, 2008 at 9:25 AM

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