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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls  
Once upon a time,
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat,
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contemplating e...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 165 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 6:16 PM

guys...has this happened to you ?  
guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 6:15 PM

swingin !!!!!  


Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball
into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just abou...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 166 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 6:13 PM

I am sane.....really !  
Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on an...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 162 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 6:10 PM

Butt Prints in The Sand  
ButtPrints in the Sand

One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there were seen.
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some stranger p...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 158 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 5:56 PM

lmFao  
I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!"
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>This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 176 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 5:52 PM

This touched my Heart  
A group of professional people posted this question to a group of 4 to 8 year olds. "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

When my gran...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 182 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 5:47 PM

Nice things about friends  

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between
each name.

Then she told them to think of the nicest t...More...
1 comment | 3 kudos | 127 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 5:43 PM

695.60  
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the pe...More...
39 comments | 3 kudos | 405 views | posted Feb 8, 2007 at 10:34 AM

Pay Attention  
Just because it says "PAY" doesn't means it cost anything...yall can afford this...I know they still teach reading in school and if you can't read we prolly won't have much in common.....I am NOT inte...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 209 views | posted Feb 7, 2007 at 7:27 PM

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