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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Anniversary  


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 311 views | posted Mar 17, 2007 at 10:41 AM

your opinions are requested  
leather or lace

starwberries or whip cream

day or night

rain or snow

shower or bath

bed or floor

light or dark

chocolate or vanilla

and any others yall can think of !
26 comments | 0 kudos | 507 views | posted Mar 16, 2007 at 3:50 PM

How to tell the sex of a fly  
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Ye...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 282 views | posted Mar 15, 2007 at 12:36 AM

carefull what you wish for !  
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my w...More...
9 comments | 7 kudos | 493 views | posted Mar 15, 2007 at 12:35 AM

old man  
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an
old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, ...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 479 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 8:38 AM

don't fart in bed !  
Don't Fart in Bed

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so
Hard, let me know and
I'll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily
married for years...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 341 views | posted Feb 13, 2007 at 11:22 AM

promises  
A TRUE FRIEND . . . .
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really spea...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 184 views | posted Feb 13, 2007 at 11:15 AM

Jokes  
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do
I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,"...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Feb 13, 2007 at 11:11 AM

things to remember  
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate....More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 156 views | posted Feb 13, 2007 at 11:10 AM

Something to offend EVERYONE parts 1&2&3  

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 191 views | posted Feb 13, 2007 at 10:30 AM

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