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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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A Very Short Story  
Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out window, B I T C H!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes in...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 410 views | posted Apr 30, 2007 at 10:26 AM

chicken and the egg  
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, r...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 369 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 10:59 AM

Monkey and the Crocodile  
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 300 views | posted Apr 14, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Blond and the Body Builder  
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What mass...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | 415 views | posted Apr 13, 2007 at 6:25 PM

Maxine  


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately;
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida
.
Not me. I concentrate o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 332 views | posted Apr 12, 2007 at 11:48 AM

Kids are quick  


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
___________________________...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 408 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Pee Test !  


Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me.

I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.

In order to get that paycheck.. I am required to...More...
28 comments | 11 kudos | 791 views | posted Apr 9, 2007 at 6:14 PM

Happy Easter  
Happy Easter

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the c...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 353 views | posted Apr 7, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Chicken and the Horse  
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
into a bog and began to...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 422 views | posted Apr 4, 2007 at 6:58 PM

I don't get it  
ok sorry folks but I gotta say something...I usually try to keep my blog entries short and funny but this shit is gettin nuts so like everyone else I have an opinion and I am gonna voice it.
What i...More...
27 comments | 8 kudos | 590 views | posted Mar 23, 2007 at 10:39 PM

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