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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Old Harold  
sorry gang don't mean to be a blog hog but I just couldn't help myself today ! I found these 2 things to be very funny !
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I was having trouble with my computer.
So I ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 352 views | posted Jun 8, 2007 at 10:51 AM

COWS  
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 365 views | posted Jun 8, 2007 at 10:03 AM

more jokes  
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 381 views | posted May 19, 2007 at 5:39 PM

to funny !  
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage,
when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,
I'm
not a virgin."

...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 319 views | posted May 19, 2007 at 5:30 PM

days off  
Subject: SICK LEAVE

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell
me t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 434 views | posted May 17, 2007 at 7:44 PM

Missippi Girl  
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and hous...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 574 views | posted May 14, 2007 at 10:10 AM

THIS IS WAY TO FUNNYYYYYYYY !!!  
A woman and her husband are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the mo...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 440 views | posted May 9, 2007 at 8:49 PM

CONFUCIUS SAY:  
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted. ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 484 views | posted May 8, 2007 at 11:34 PM

Worst foursome for golf  
GOLF'S WORST FOURSOME

1. MONICA LEWINSKY
2. O.J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY, YOU ASK?

Well, you're going to love this!

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 418 views | posted May 6, 2007 at 11:06 AM

Things to ponder  
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flota...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 366 views | posted May 4, 2007 at 12:05 PM

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