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MissMisty
56-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Eating out and your age...  
this is just a fun thing to do lemme know how it worked for you...it was right for me !
Just for fun. I don't know how this works but it does. Some sort of probability and stats.

YOUR AGE ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 465 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 10:22 AM

This is just plain naaassstttyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!  
This one is for everyone who ...

a) has kids,
b) had kids,
c) was a kid,
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
ha...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 531 views | posted Jul 6, 2007 at 11:35 AM

crystal ball  
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she
saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting
across the table.

"There's no easy way to say this, ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 360 views | posted Jul 4, 2007 at 9:21 PM

True Story  
BLACK ROBBERS - True Story
By far the best email I've read so far....For anyone who didn't see David Letterman's take on this (and it's a true story...)

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 415 views | posted Jul 3, 2007 at 10:28 AM

Pest Control  

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 402 views | posted Jun 30, 2007 at 10:10 PM

Oldies but Goodies  
GUARANTEED TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY..
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover o...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 404 views | posted Jun 28, 2007 at 12:28 PM

IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED HELP!  
IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED HELP!

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete w...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | 450 views | posted Jun 26, 2007 at 6:22 PM

The School Play  




Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.
The first little boy was to say, "My fair ma...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 352 views | posted Jun 23, 2007 at 8:24 PM

How Rubber Gloves Are Made  

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on hi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 358 views | posted Jun 23, 2007 at 12:28 PM

Friends  
To all my amd friends I have made or will make after reading this !!!!
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. Whe...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 453 views | posted Jun 18, 2007 at 10:50 AM

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