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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Jacob and Rebecca  
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob sug...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 406 views | posted Jul 22, 2007 at 1:23 PM

just some cute to brighten your day !  
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has
to be taken for the rest of my life?""
"Yes, I'm afraid so," t...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 322 views | posted Jul 21, 2007 at 1:18 PM

A CLEAN JOKE. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE  
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 430 views | posted Jul 19, 2007 at 1:35 PM

BAPTIST COWBOY  


A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of
BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he c...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 342 views | posted Jul 17, 2007 at 1:01 PM

Trust  
I didn't write this and I have no clue who did,I have been trying to write a blog about trust and the issues that come with it or without it,and this just seemed to fit.Again it is NOT by me,but it is...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 437 views | posted Jul 16, 2007 at 3:54 PM

funnies  

My twisted lil mind thought these were funny as hell !
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A boy is at ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 368 views | posted Jul 15, 2007 at 12:46 PM

Jewish Divorce  
A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to ar...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 332 views | posted Jul 13, 2007 at 8:50 PM

Only in Arkansas  
ok people this is supposed to be funny not pointed at anyone ,,,THIS IS JUST FUNNY...gotta make this clear... my blog jokes seem to upset a certain person...thinks my humor is my opinion ! so here we ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 452 views | posted Jul 13, 2007 at 12:07 PM

Three problems solved at once  
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans
in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions t...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | 512 views | posted Jul 12, 2007 at 11:39 AM

"The Thingie"  


There was a man who really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day,
he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over
except his "thingie."

So he d...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 282 views | posted Jul 9, 2007 at 9:54 PM

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