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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Be careful, be v-e-r-y, v-e-r-y careful....  
I have no clue where these came from I just thought they were funny as hell and yall would enjoy them!

IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 383 views | posted Sep 28, 2007 at 3:03 PM

Lawyers and Grandmas  

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly wom...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 347 views | posted Sep 19, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Six Boys And Thirteen Hands...  
This came to me in an e-mail...I don't know who wrote it,but I thought it was worth sharing with y'all.I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.I think it is an awesome story.

...More...
5 comments | 5 kudos | 455 views | posted Sep 14, 2007 at 8:49 PM

Flying on Air Force One:  

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 351 views | posted Sep 13, 2007 at 7:03 PM

Attorney  
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight.
His last-minute plea fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 354 views | posted Sep 13, 2007 at 10:57 AM

Dear God, from the Dog  
TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it still the same o...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 333 views | posted Aug 24, 2007 at 1:12 PM

to damn funny  
NO these are NOT true stories they are just damn funny !

The Sweetness of Married Life

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 406 views | posted Aug 23, 2007 at 3:12 PM

Subject: KILLER BISCUITS  
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the
actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of
San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there
went to a nearby supermarket to pick ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 289 views | posted Aug 7, 2007 at 12:01 PM

Anniversary  
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their
three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in
their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ....More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 356 views | posted Aug 6, 2007 at 12:45 PM

~TWENTY DOLLARS~  
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily a...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 512 views | posted Jul 25, 2007 at 11:37 AM

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