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MissMisty
55-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 45 - 50
Englewood, Colorado
United States
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Nurse  
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a
20-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to
write with it.

She looks at the fla...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 487 views | posted Jan 4, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Involuntary Muscular Contractions  

A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decide...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | 493 views | posted Jan 2, 2008 at 6:32 PM

Happy New Year  
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 305 views | posted Dec 31, 2007 at 2:33 PM

Remember Lorena Bobbitt?  
Bobbitt Family Update

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sis...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 546 views | posted Oct 28, 2007 at 8:14 PM

Mr.Wallace  
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong,
"Yes, Nurse Tracy,"...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 391 views | posted Oct 26, 2007 at 6:25 PM

Just a Lil' Humor  
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on e...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | 314 views | posted Oct 25, 2007 at 9:50 AM

Car Accident  
Taking the kids to school this morning I rear ended a car.

I could tell right then, that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of his car, he was a DWARF!!

He walked over...More...
18 comments | 6 kudos | 434 views | posted Oct 23, 2007 at 10:26 AM

these are good  
Here are the winners of the Washington Post
Mensa Invitational, which once again asked
readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and su...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 403 views | posted Oct 6, 2007 at 8:40 PM

HILLBILLY MIRROR  
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Not ever havi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 401 views | posted Oct 5, 2007 at 10:12 AM

This is cute!  
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was no...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 425 views | posted Sep 30, 2007 at 5:55 PM

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