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Well, it's happened again...(Read my essay update)
I've determined that this site has once again begun to consume wayyy tooo much of my constructive time. I've met a few wonderful women on this visit, and a couple that were VERY interesting that "got me", that I hope to get to know much better over on Yahoo in the coming weeks and months, and disproved others that were in search of something else, or operating under false pretenses. If I have your email ( and you, mine) that will be the way to get me after a couple more days pass (as of Aug 10) on here. This is just a HUGE time sink, and I'd rather move forward concentrating on a couple of truly wonderful passionate women than continue my eloquent sincere commentary on posted pics of the female form, and the like with women that don't care, and only want to read "Nice Tits" or the like. Best wishes to all in their sexual adventures. Use raincoats, and be safe!!!
What follows is what used to be the begining of my profile essays...
Be REAL!! If you have a porn site keep scrolling, I'm NOT interested!!!!!! Come read my essays if you really want a good picture. I'm working (and tweaking) on all these as creative juices strike me... Stay tuned. In short I'm seeking something REAL with a woman with a little warmer than normal libido, (interpretation: she enjoys being touched by a man, returning that touch, and her clothes frequently leave her body (sometimes frantically) to facilitate more direct, meaningful sensual contact) but am also open to just making new friends of the curvy variety. Many of the following essay answers are tailored to the adult flavor of this site. I welcome your questions however. Check out my other responses while you're here though, ya might get an idea or two... Or at the very least, a smile.
The person I would like to meet
Um, I guess I'll get this out of the way early, if you're married, or in any other kind of serious loving relationship, I can be a good friend, but beyond that, I want the possibility of something going somewhere between us if the chemistry is there.
I'm looking for something real with a bit of spice. Having a great sense of humor and being able to laugh is always a highly desired trait. Being a great kisser is very important! Oh, one other thing, NOT being diagnosed with "Lycraphobia" (the fear of body hugging swimsuits or eveningwear) is important! The ability to disrobe / make love with the lights ON is valued greatly, candlelight can qualify in certain romantic situations. Basically, be happy in your own skin sweetie, and enjoy rubbing as much of you against me as makes your heart pound, and your love juices gush. Seeking an affectionate woman with a good heart that enjoys sharing her time with an affectionate guy. Touchy Feely types absolutely encouraged!!!! I'm NOT, repeat NOT, interested in a smoker, see the above kissing reference.
About my work
Something I'd enjoy arriving home from to your eager open arms and sensuous hot kisses ;)
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Fill out essay answers... Ummm, Oh yeah... Erotica, sensuously igniting the mind with the written word...
My idea of a great date
One that leads to a mutually anticpated second date! That and "clicking" with someone on multiple levels. These concepts are usually related. Enjoying each others company as we get to know each other better. Mutual glances, and the thoughtful caress that telegraph sincere interest in knowing each other MUCH better. I don't live near a beach, but would gladly accompany a warm inviting attractive woman on a sandy adventure...
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
N/A. Clean slate.
What is your fantasy vacation?
On a site like this minimal clothing would be a given I would think, add water and how can you go wrong? Lots of kissing and gratuitous caressing, and unbridled lusty moaning should be involved. Well, this IS AMD, and they asked for "Fantasy".
What is your academic background?
There is one, and it culminated with a diploma.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I need a vacation.
What do you find attractive in people?
A good heart is a sound place to start. Good well rounded sense of humor. The ability to convey their feelings with someone. Someone with a warm inviting caring personality with a generous side of smoldering sensuality for spice. Touchy Feely types welcomed!!! Speaking of things that smoke, if that includes tobacco, keep scrolling. I am NOT interested in kissing an ashtray!!!!! Kissing is way too much fun to endure that!!
What do others do that irritate you?
Incorrect useage of the words they're, their, and there. They're not proofreading their messages over there.
Yeah, it's silly, but yet educational at the same time. If you've overlooked these nuances of the English language before, this is your chance to more fully understand the Queen's English as never before (and you didn't even have to purchase a textbook) :P
This is sarcasm ladies...
What do you think is your best quality?
I try to treat others as I would like to be treated. Low drama.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Perhaps what in my profile drew their finger to the keyboard to know more. Is there an essay answer they really like?
Are they for REAL?
C'mon, there's TONS of stuff in this profile, surely you've seen something that resonated with you...
Do you enjoy foreplay?
Describe your physique.
Slender. A few people on here have seen pics. Right now I'm not comfortable having them up. I'm able to wear most anything to swim in though, and many of the women commented enthusiastically on my selections when they were posted. I have no huge beer gut to hide with the funky awful "pants" that pass for men's swimsuits these days. In short though, a troll under a bridge I am not.
What do you do well sexually?
I L O V E foreplay! Few parts of getting to know someone new are this much fun!!! Seriously, I'll take instruction, please feel free to give directions. Do you have toys? Bring 'em! I really, really like seeing you euphoricaly happy and WET!!. Love to take my time exploring you as long as I feel you are genuinely enjoying the attention. A woman that is willing to truly let go, and share the primal, excruciatingly intimate act of her sexual orgasm as I watch is a woman that should be deeply cherished! Pain AIN'T my thing, I just wanna make you feel REALLY good! There are so many things besides intercourse that fall under lovemaking! Did I mention I LOVE foreplay?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Ladies, I'm fairly easy to keep happy. I LOVE foreplay. I like to think lovemaking should be a two way arrangement, I like to feel the sensual energy I lavish on you will at some point return to me. Do you enjoy kissing? It's a TERRIFIC way to warm things up, (and make other things leak...) don't you think...
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Nude pool volleyball at the Playboy mansion... Somehow though, I feel certain this will remain just that, a fantasy. Actually a private water volleyball match between the two of us will be a great intimate beginning. Oh, do you have a pool? Flimsy swimsuits are entirely optional of course...
Are YOU the type of gal that likes to help fantasy become reality?? Hmmm, please stare directly at my watch. You are becoming very, very sleepy. Soon you will fall under my control, and I will direct you to tell me your deepest sensual fantasy..... Lol
Hmmmmm, I suppose this is the space to list a FMF, but I'm thinking it's chances are only slightly better than the Mansion with a pool full of Playmates... Yeah, reasonably sure on that one.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Conceptualizing nude pool volleyball at the Playboy mansion... This is where YOU come in, helping this list to grow... as it's rather small at the moment...
Just in case you've been keeping score of the Playboy references, and think I'm only interested in a size 2, let me say it's all in how you make what you have work. Curves (but not obesity) are welcome too.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No! And I don't want any!! Keep them all to your little self!!!!
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Chat leading to friendship, potentially LTR, I LOVE women!!!! I cherrish their differences...
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Wow, you read all the way to here and are still wondering if you should write?!?!?
C'mon you can DO it!!! I love seeing the mailbox icon when it's flashing. :)
Insert tab "A" into slot "B" and enjoy. :)
Did I mention FOREPLAY? TOYS?!?!
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