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MeatbeeTamer
55-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 43
Laughlin, Nevada
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Why Lie?

About myself
A big grizzly bear on the outside, but a big panda on the inside who has just woken up from a long hibernation and would like to eat his honey!

The person I would like to meet
Must be smaller than me, as someone my size will make neighbors within a half mile think mating rhinos have escaped from the zoo...must enjoy sex instead of tolerating it. I like to laugh and take my time so we do it right!

About my work
I'm currently unemployed, so I've got lots of time on my hands for sex...collecting unemployment because I'm no longer willing to con old women and stupid people into placing themselves under massive debt in order to do home improvements.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Gamble, write, cruise the internet and play games. Occasionally go to see a band play or a movie.

My idea of a great date
Having such a good time together that neither of us notices the passage of time.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
never married, but have had a couple long-term relationships...they didn't really end badly-we just reached the point where our lives went in different directions.

What is your fantasy vacation?
I wanna cruise the Alaskan Fjords, then play golf all the way down the west coast of the US.

What is your academic background?
Extensive undergrad studies, but no finished degree except at the School of Hard Knocks.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Uh...went to visit my mom, my brother and his family-came home a day early...that should say all I need to say.

What do you find attractive in people?
Seeing perception in their eyes; small, firm round breasts with small aereolea but pointy nips; a nice ass; long hair; thin, long legs; and sometimes eyeglasses and librarian hair.

What do others do that irritate you?
Make the same mistake again after I've shown them how NOT to make it; try to force me to be someone I'm not; behave like a criminal or thug; try to con me; being a shit stirrer-causing fights to happen because you run your mouth too much.

What do you think is your best quality?
My intelligence, my loyalty and my dogged determination once I decide to do something.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd have started learning to be sociable a lot sooner in life...

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What kind of music do you listen to? That, and "Did you actually look at my profile? Cause if you did, you'd probably not have sent me your e-mail"

Describe your physique.
I am a shambling mountain of a man-I'm overly large, despite multiple attempts to lose some of it, partly due to limited mobility due to arthritis and gout.. However, I have great stamina.

What do you do well sexually?
Eat pussy. That, and I have never needed anything like, say, viagra to perform...multiple times.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I positively love having a woman grind her body parts against me. I also like it when I'm really getting into licking her pussy and she sprays my face with her sauce as she spasms from her first orgasm of the night.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Well, sex in a weightless environment is probably out of the question, so how about a tall, freckled red-head in a nurse's uniform, a 360 degree rotating ortho bed with straps, and a couple of days to enjoy it all.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Having sex with my girlfriend in a theatre full of 3000 people and getting away with it.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm open to anything at this point.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
There are no navigable rivers in Mexico. There ain't much to country livin but sweat, piss, jizz and blood. Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings-steal a little and they throw you in jail-steal a lot and they make you the king.

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