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Insert brilliant, sexy cliche here...
So, much like any other adult dating site, there are at least 20 male profiles for every female profile, and many of the women are either escorts, pro camwhores, or simply teases with no intentions of ever meeting up.
Clearly, grim odds, but I figured it would be entertaining to try anyways. (I like a challenge!)
As for why I`m better, I might not be the most attractive guy (unless you`re into muscular nerds), but I`m certainly one of the tallest (in both departments), and have shocking endurance and stamina. Oh, and I`m probably the most intelligent person on this site.
Although perhaps not quite smart enough to realize that no one will read this...
The person I would like to meet
The personality, values, and interests of having a fat ass, large breasts, and wanting to have crazy, wonderful sex sounds just about perfect. :)
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Literature, movies, sports, music...basically, the same things everyone else likes. The devil is in the details, though. :)
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I haven't had the pleasure of either marrying or divorcing anyone yet.
What is your academic background?
Bachelor's degree in math from a prestigious undergrad, going to grad school soon.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Of course not. One of the advantages of practicing safe sex.
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