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MUFFDIVING4YOU
54-year-old Male
Seeking Men: 40 - 62
Tampa, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I'm not strick, but do enjoy a nice friend with be

About myself
How can you tell that I grew up in the farm areas south of Chicago? I'm the guy that will pull off to the side of the road to see if you need help fixing a flat tire. I'll really throw people and fix something without being asked. While at a party I noticed one of their porch screens was out, so I just grabbed my keys and put it back. Even with the special tool putting a screen back in so it looks right can be a bitch, unless your the type that added a bedroom and bath onto the back of your house and the main problem was not having a drivers license yet to go get materials, and grown up in a place where when your house needed painting you just through a “Paint Party”. I've made the front page of newspapers 3 times with practical jokes so, I do enjoy making people laugh, but also started teaching blind people to snow ski when I was 16. I'm very nice, polite, but do enjoy my crazyness. If it's my nature to treat people that I don't know like that, how do you think I would treat you? If you love receiving oral until you want to scream, email me.

The person I would like to meet
You must be understanding. When I first meet you I will be as nervous as a high schooler picking up a ministers daughter for their first date. Through laughing? Although teasing me about it is the fastest way to make me comfortable. A sense of humor. The number of posting about men not going shopping, garage sales flea markets is hard to believe. I go to them, but if you take me it's at your own risk. I do love to make people laugh, and a veritable department is solid props for joked, but I will never embarass you. I asked a massage therapist that worked at my chiropractors office out by using a T-shirt iron on to but “If you'd like to go out smile, if not don't” across the back of my B.V.D.'s, that naturally gave her the rights to have me drop my pants in front of my Chiropractor, his wife and all of the girls is the office to show them what I'd done. Should the time arise that you be relaxed and make the most of it even if I forget to tell you “that all coaching is greatly appreciated”. I care more about compatability than looks. If you're looking for a friend with Benefits I am a true hanyman and love doing it. Ilove the outdoors, but also love to ple up the pillows and watch a good movie. There are very few things that I can't hold a conversation on. The way I grew up I will never argue with you, I've learned to leave when voices go up so you don't say something stupid.

About my work
Not enough free time

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Fish, Scuba, hike, listen to music, work on the orjects I always have going. There arn't to meany things that you enjoy doing that I would mind as long as I'm with good company. Should you want to do something that I know I won't enjoy, I'll tell you and expec the same from you. I'm the president of an environmental organization that is taking a break right now.

My idea of a great date
I'll let you pick where. I'd like to take you somewhere that you enjoy going. If we enjoy each others company under a no stress situation we've made it past the first hurdle.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
It's not a subject that I would talk with someone about untill we were friends for a long time.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Besides fishing tips. I have a motor home and like to explore, although that usualy means fishing. I've never taken a cruise and think one would be fun. Austrailia/New Zeland. I love the Keys. I love to hike,although I won't expect you to catch Rattle Snakes wwith your boot for dinner. The right company can make anything fun.

What is your academic background?
I was teh Student Government President from the first semester on and finished in 2 1/2 years. For my Denior Project I set it up for the Muscular Dystrophy Association to be comuterized at not cost. Top of my class. When Ross Perot owned Electronic Data System that made him incredibly rich they would send you to another state for your second interview. Mine was short. Ross just asked my if I would work with him. Yes you do call him Ross.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Little Dix Bay in the British Virgin Islands, which is on Virgin Gorda the Island tothe south of Bransons private island. I got to dive of the Rhone, consideredoneof the top 10 dives in the world several times. I would have only had to pay for the air fare, but since I had the sheer fun of decompression 45 minutes out of Peroto Rico I didn't even pay for that. I would have rather piad that go through a 25,000 feet screaming nose dive at the ocean. I'm an adrenalin junky, but that was a little too much.

What do you find attractive in people?
The most important thing is that I enjoy your company. That your fun to be with is a lot more important than looks (OK, to a point)
Naturally sexual compatability is important, but I love to spoil lady's, so that's not much of a problem

What do others do that irritate you?
If you like to bitch (without a good reason) I'm gone. I don't have a lot of free time, but if I like you I'll try as hard as I can. If you don't like to have fun, I'm gone. If you'r not clean I'm gone.

What do you think is your best quality?
Growing up in the frist farm township south of Chicago with so few people people often refer to me as one of the nicesest people they've ever met. I don't wait in a long line, I'll start a conversation with the people around us and make it a lot more fun. Unless I'm in a hurry I'll pull off to the side of the road and fix someone's flat tire. If I see a neighbor working on something, I'll go help them. That the way I was raised.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'm confortable with who I am.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
I don't mind anwering any question.

Describe your physique.
6' 2". I gained some weight as the result of a nasty accident, but that will be gone soon.

What do you do well sexually?
I enjoy giving oral sex the most. Unless your stupid you know that it takes a lot more to satisfy a lady than a man, so it's actually the results. I love to give massages with Karmas Sutra's massage oil. I just can't decide if I like the Vanilla or Strawberry tastes better.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Lady on top. The view is hard to beat.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I'll do my best at any one they might have. The stranger meets stranger in a bar is always a fun one. If you can keep a straight face you can get a lot of people watching you.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Several

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm a man, arguing aginst a one night stand is kind of against our nature. Except the bar bit. It's just not fun when you've drank to much. Unless you'r already freinds. I prefer freinds with benefits becasue your more comfortable.

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