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Lisa46
54-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 43 - 60
Indianapolis, Indiana
United States
Last Activity: 3 days ago

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Two Little Boys  
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 460 views | posted May 11, 2008 at 7:24 PM

Who's watching you?  


Several years ago, a preacher from out-of-state accepted a call to a church in Houston, Texas.
Some weeks after he arrived, he had an occasion to ride the bus from his
home to the downtown area...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | 482 views | posted May 5, 2008 at 2:21 PM

Tax Rebate  
Last month the Administration announced each one of us would get a $600

tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.There

are other amounts depending on one's individu...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 455 views | posted Mar 18, 2008 at 11:13 PM

Loose Women Leads, Tips !  
This is borrowed from another site I did change the names for our amusement
Sumdaysoon goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a...More...
28 comments | 8 kudos | 636 views | posted Mar 16, 2008 at 1:44 PM

What Religion is Your Bra?  
> > A man walked into the ladies department of a
> Macy's and shyly walked
> up to
> the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to
> buy a bra for my
> wife."
> > "What type of bra?"...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 589 views | posted Mar 5, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Call me graceful  
My day off and here I am awake at 6:30 in the stinkin morning alone as usual. Well I've procrasted enough on cleaning my house. I turn on the coffee pot wash my face and wait.

After ...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | 425 views | posted Mar 2, 2008 at 1:06 PM

Married 44 years  
> After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and

> said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 505 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 9:52 AM

The Purina Diet  
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh!!?

On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 415 views | posted Feb 13, 2008 at 2:15 PM

My day off!!  
Well I was off work yesterday and my best friend and I went to see our very first musical Yep she arrived at 1 we visited for about 30 minutes bashing life and talking about her kids...For tho...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 313 views | posted Feb 7, 2008 at 11:39 AM

NachoBaby  
Dearest Sammy,,

I sure hope this comes thru for you! I hope it helps you smile!

screamin squirell
13 comments | 0 kudos | 408 views | posted Feb 5, 2008 at 12:40 PM

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