What is the grossest thing you've had to do?  
Well for me it was picking up the mouse trap with a dead mouse in it. I mean seriously it is times like this that you really need a man a BIG STRONG man to get rid of the little bugger. So what did y...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Jun 23, 2010 at 7:15 PM

What a morning  
As I sit here all sweaty thinking of my morning. The sweat is glisting off my brow, gathering under my bewbies. I'm thinking I should take a shower but I really need to cool off first. Wow I just did ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 222 views | posted May 29, 2010 at 10:37 AM

SBC Warning!!  
I opened an email from SBC Customer Care service saying that due to a bunch of hog wash they were going to be cancelling accounts. Well as I proceeded to read they asked for email, password, date of...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 232 views | posted May 3, 2010 at 4:29 PM

Well hell you guys!  
My birthday was Friday and you all forgot me!? I turned 50 and thought for sure one of my friends from here would wish me a good day Damn I feel so forgotten
20 comments | 0 kudos | 247 views | posted Apr 24, 2010 at 7:57 PM

Age,  
Did you ever think you'd be single at your age? I have been in love only once in my life, lust don't count. I've been proposed to twice or was it three times? I said no, in my heart I knew it wa...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 215 views | posted Apr 18, 2010 at 2:09 PM

Itinerary of a sport team in a hotel  
Now please remember adults range from ages 27-50's Children range from 5 to 20's yes this includes college ages.

Date of Arrival: Groups of no less than 4 adults and 6 children will check in toget...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 142 views | posted Mar 23, 2010 at 5:25 PM

Retirement At 65  
Upon reaching 65, I decided to retire. After having me under foot
for a few months,
my wife became very agitated with me. She suggested I go and do
something to occupy
my time, like join a...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 198 views | posted Feb 27, 2010 at 5:15 AM

married couple  
Husband
> and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their
> nine children. A blind man joins them after a
> few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> overloaded and only the wife and t...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | 232 views | posted Feb 18, 2010 at 8:38 AM

The Tree Hugger  
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are yo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 247 views | posted Feb 11, 2010 at 6:20 PM