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Seeking Men: 43 - 60
Indianapolis, Indiana
United States
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An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 469 views | posted Apr 29, 2007 at 7:19 PM

From a Biker  
> >I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you
> >didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
> >
> >I saw you, pull your child closer wh...More...
20 comments | 4 kudos | 593 views | posted Apr 25, 2007 at 8:31 AM

Girls Biker Bar  
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey , you wanna hear a blon...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 598 views | posted Apr 17, 2007 at 9:26 AM

Smart Blonde  
Sorry dumb blonde had to do this one!!

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is co...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 710 views | posted Mar 25, 2007 at 9:21 AM

Farm Humor  

A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 685 views | posted Mar 23, 2007 at 8:54 AM

Little Johnny strikes again!!  
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third ...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 684 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 9:41 PM

What gets longer when pulled?

Fits between your boobs?
Inserts neatly in a hole?

And works best when jerked???

10 comments | 4 kudos | 492 views | posted Mar 10, 2007 at 9:47 AM

A Crabby Old Man  

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager p...More...
15 comments | 7 kudos | 688 views | posted Mar 7, 2007 at 10:57 AM

----- : Olef and Sven  

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 519 views | posted Mar 6, 2007 at 9:01 AM

Your Friend???  
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him,...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 638 views | posted Mar 2, 2007 at 12:55 PM

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