Little Johnny strikes again!!  
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third ...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 547 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 9:41 PM

JOKE  
What gets longer when pulled?

Fits between your boobs?
Inserts neatly in a hole?

And works best when jerked???
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWER.

A SEATBELT YOU PERVERT,
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10 comments | 4 kudos | 417 views | posted Mar 10, 2007 at 9:47 AM

A Crabby Old Man  


When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager p...More...
15 comments | 7 kudos | 563 views | posted Mar 7, 2007 at 10:57 AM

----- : Olef and Sven  

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 409 views | posted Mar 6, 2007 at 9:01 AM

Your Friend???  
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him,...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 519 views | posted Mar 2, 2007 at 12:55 PM

Involuntary Muscular Contractions"  
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to light...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 413 views | posted Feb 28, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Controversy  
As I read thru the blogs the past few days, I've noticed some pretty "weird" things going on. People who were friends are now arguing, people who don't ever say anything are getting angry..I thought t...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 426 views | posted Feb 27, 2007 at 11:32 AM

Turner Brown  

A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 444 views | posted Feb 23, 2007 at 1:09 PM

UP OR DOWN FISHING  


At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to ...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 479 views | posted Feb 21, 2007 at 10:49 PM