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Lisa46
54-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 43 - 60
Indianapolis, Indiana
United States
Last Activity: 5 days ago

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Amish Buggy  
Amish Buggy


An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflec...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 404 views | posted Jun 19, 2007 at 8:04 PM

The Indian Chief  
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replie...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 399 views | posted Jun 12, 2007 at 10:11 AM

We have a choice!  
I was seated next to a pompous preacher on a flight across the
>>country.
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>>After the plane was airborne, our drink orders were taken.
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>>I ordered a whiskey and coke, which was brought and ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 447 views | posted Jun 4, 2007 at 12:03 PM

> GHOST SEX  
A professor at Mississippi State University was giving a lecture
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise th...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | 519 views | posted Jun 1, 2007 at 7:41 AM

The Dying Preacher  
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.

As they entered th...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 433 views | posted May 27, 2007 at 1:38 PM

Happy Birthday YNOT  
Well this is Monday May 21 and it is my best friends Birthday!!! He has been there when i've been stupid, happy and I think the world of him. He didn't even say "I TOLD YOU SO" when it happened....More...
40 comments | 1 kudo | 521 views | posted May 21, 2007 at 8:48 AM

SENIOR DRIVING  
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong wa...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 486 views | posted May 5, 2007 at 12:49 PM

the mouse!  
The Japanese have finally revealed a mystery for you.

How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when we move the mouse?

Haven't you ever wondered how it works?

Now,through the mi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 333 views | posted May 4, 2007 at 11:30 AM

Subject: Fwd: The Knob  


A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin ...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | 497 views | posted May 3, 2007 at 8:14 AM

fruitcake lady!  

go here you all I laughed so hard I'm cryin!!





Click here: YouTube - Tonight Show -- Fruitcake Lady Remembered


1 comment | 0 kudos | 429 views | posted Apr 30, 2007 at 9:39 AM

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