Red Tomatoes  

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 366 views | posted Aug 13, 2007 at 11:30 AM

Facts nuthin but the truth! honest!!!  
Wednesday morning went to Ynots to start cleaning up his apartment OMG His bathroom was in shambles!!! I go in close the door and just look around in awe I hear him mumble I open the doo...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | 413 views | posted Aug 12, 2007 at 12:31 PM

Is It Real??  
As I sit here and read thru all the blogs and profiles I wonder...Married people are out looking for discrete encounters single people are looking for one-night stands. Where are all the people who wa...More...
37 comments | 4 kudos | 769 views | posted Aug 10, 2007 at 2:19 PM

Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant  
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their corn bread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 417 views | posted Aug 8, 2007 at 6:40 PM

Hershey Bars!  
As some of you know I try to only be uplifting when I blog I recieved this in the mail this morning and had to share it with everyone!! Piss me OFF

A sad story for those of us who remember
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23 comments | 1 kudo | 475 views | posted Aug 5, 2007 at 10:32 AM

The whole truth!  
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live lo...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | 415 views | posted Aug 4, 2007 at 9:47 AM

Two OLD Men  
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OL...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 451 views | posted Jul 31, 2007 at 12:32 PM

Truth about our community  
I got home this afternoon and was reading the blogs when I came across one from our most famous writer L4F. I thought to myself OH YEAH she has another great story for me to read!. As I read it my mou...More...
17 comments | 5 kudos | 474 views | posted Jul 26, 2007 at 6:11 PM

Funeral Weather  
As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband.
When the graveside service had n...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 360 views | posted Jul 22, 2007 at 8:41 PM