The Farmer  
A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new
road."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 422 views | posted Sep 6, 2007 at 1:47 PM

I blew it!  
Well my dilema is over With my wise ass mouth I blew any and all chances of meeting the new guy! Didn't mean to really didn't! guess I've been on here so long that I read rudeness into a...More...
28 comments | 1 kudo | 659 views | posted Sep 4, 2007 at 5:27 PM

It ain't true  
Well I spent the morning with Ynot and Looking4funat45. We had a great time! What a wonderful woman I met so nice, funny and "sweet" (max your in for a handful) Ynot breakfast was great ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 396 views | posted Sep 2, 2007 at 3:39 PM

What to do??  
As some of you know my FWB will be moving shortly. I made a decision not to do another one, I really like him he is so much fun to be with. I am going to miss him alot but being friends and having sex...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 465 views | posted Aug 31, 2007 at 9:48 AM

E-Mail  
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 418 views | posted Aug 26, 2007 at 11:40 AM

The Gay Flight Attandant  
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>>My flight was being served by an
>>obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood
>>as He served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came
>>sw...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 408 views | posted Aug 23, 2007 at 8:36 AM

gettin Even  
As I sit here wondering what to do today I realize I haven't heard from my friend YNOT. We visited alittle on line the past few days but he hasn't been up to his normal "always right" self So I...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | 434 views | posted Aug 21, 2007 at 10:23 AM

What Do You Do All Day?  
> > > > A man came home from work and found his three
> > > > Children outside, still
> > > > In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> > > > Food boxes and wrappers
> > > > Strewn all ar...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 420 views | posted Aug 18, 2007 at 12:30 PM

Blonde (sorry ya'll)  
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th
floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
dandruff gets into the elevator. The women...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 446 views | posted Aug 17, 2007 at 9:27 AM