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53-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 55
Dallas, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 1 month ago

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Wanna know why I don't have a penis pic?

About myself
I will not post a picture of my penis online's online. My penis is so good looking and so long and so thick that those women that have seen it already have been dreaming about having and holding it all for themselves ever since. I am in the witness protection program and showing my penis would expose me.

The person I would like to meet
I am looking for a down to earth female that wants to be a companion and friend. You like to cook, explore and you like to be spontaneous. You have sexual needs and you want a cool dude to fulfill them. You have a great sense of humor (see above - BTW if you get that you are in the minority because nobody seems to get that)

About my work
My business is advertising

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I like to cook and I even clean up after I'm done. I like most sports...thinking about sex (that can be a hobby, right?)

My idea of a great date
A great date is when you have fun (too simple?). To me, if you are forced to do something then it's probably not fun...I like to be spontaneous and then improvise.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Yeah...that's what we all came here to discuss right?

What is your fantasy vacation?
Tahiti - 2 weeks

What is your academic background?
BA -

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Tampa, FL - Had a great time!

What do you find attractive in people?
I've got a penchant for looking at a woman's ass; I like all shapes and sizes. My interests in a lady's breasts is nearly equal to the butt.

Mostly, I like a lady that can carry on a good conversation: define good conversation you might be are aware of what's going on, politics, sports, family, etc...

What do others do that irritate you?
I'm easy going I think but I do not like to be controlled or manipulated

What do you think is your best quality?
My penis, but I can't show you online for fear I'll get discovered ('s a joke!)

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
The size of my penis and how long it takes me to cum...oh wait...the question was about my personality. I think I won't answer that for fear of being discovered.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you believe squirrels should be permitted to cross the road anywhere they want?

Describe your physique.
I would say not too fat and not too skinny.

What do you do well sexually?
It's a good question: I suppose I listen and pay attention well.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
The question is "done to you" so I think that excludes intercourse right? So,blow job. I am talking about the kind of blow job where you love it as much as I do. It's sloppy, it's long, you go from having me in your mouth to a hand job and back in your mouth. You even might ask me to help masturbate while you hold just the head between your lips and enjoy. However, if you change the question to: "done with you" then more options are added to the possibilities....and if we do "with" I would say kissing on the mouth. I mean the kiss where your hands are all over each other...we struggle to breath...I gently pull your hair and kiss your neck and ears. You kiss me in a way that feels like you are making love to my mouth. Our bodies are pressed together and we feel like a combined male/female body instead of 2 people. I can kiss like this for a long time...then I usually let one of my hands wonder below your belt and feel how wet you have become. I love that feeling...your ultra wet lips on my finger and your warm, silky sex fluid lubricating your open vagina. I love to kiss and finger a woman while standing.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Not sure on that.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Every encounter becomes a fantasy after the fact right...who doesn't want to recreate pleasure?

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
This question was thought up by the legal dept. right?

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm not sure, but most everywhere in America is a 3 hour flight from DFW airport. For those on here that limit themselves to "50 miles away from where I live" you are funny. Remember sleepless in Seattle? Like I say, I can be to your place in 3 hours via an airplane.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Let's not start out too serious OK? Just a little flirting and a little talk. Maybe I'll come see you and we can have a drink together.

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