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PECANS IN THE CEMETERY  

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began di...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 269 views | posted Jan 28, 2013 at 1:21 PM

We are in deep shit  






The
Population of this country is 310 million. 160
Million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the
Work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leave...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 819 views | posted Jan 25, 2013 at 7:39 PM

HELL EXPLAINED  
HELL EXPLAINED

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 4051 views | posted Jan 21, 2013 at 4:19 PM

This is a fun quiz, who said it  
This is a fun quiz. Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to
guess which American politician said it. Your four choices are: Don't cheat!

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Former VP Dan...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 601 views | posted Jan 16, 2013 at 11:51 AM

Asparagus--Who knew? From a friend- Would not hurt to try  

Mom had been taking the full-stalk canned style
asparagus that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in
the morning and 4 tablespoons later in the day. She did
this for over a month. She is on c...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 720 views | posted Jan 12, 2013 at 8:56 PM

Same old great decisions from the looney bin in Washington  




The person who calculated this bit of information is now, and has been a Professor at the University of West Virginia in Morgantown for the last forty some years.

He says that:

A clun...More...
1 comment | 6 kudos | 14976 views | posted Jan 11, 2013 at 4:26 PM

How the world works  
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 4735 views | posted Jan 6, 2013 at 9:52 PM

Flying on Air Force One, Oldie but goodie  
Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You
know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders...More...
0 comments | 4 kudos | 8045 views | posted Jan 5, 2013 at 8:48 PM

Born a Baptist in rural Mississippi  


>

> Each Friday night after
work ole Bubba would fire up his outdoor

> grill and cook a venison
steak right out of the meat supply in his freezer.

>

> Most all of Bubba's
neig...More...
2 comments | 4 kudos | 9380 views | posted Dec 28, 2012 at 1:22 PM

Remember, it's the thought that counts  


Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2012
RE: Gala Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Chri...More...
3 comments | 5 kudos | 14041 views | posted Dec 14, 2012 at 11:21 AM

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