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IN GOD WE TRUST, Where did all of the money come from?  

Just passing this on because I too have wondered where the "money" came from.....? The Question still in 2012 has not been answered...WHERE IS THE MONEY COMING FROM???

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2 comments | 2 kudos | 774 views | posted Jun 7, 2012 at 9:46 AM

Stopped by the police around 2 a.m.  
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects i...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 273 views | posted May 30, 2012 at 11:16 PM


Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman And wished I were as
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch.
But as she p...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 441 views | posted May 26, 2012 at 5:09 PM

The Check Up  

An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together.

After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man "You appear to be in good h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 295 views | posted May 24, 2012 at 1:48 PM

Not standing in line  
When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday." The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of t...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 11413 views | posted May 18, 2012 at 10:35 AM

Watch your mailbox  

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount...More...
5 comments | 5 kudos | 8721 views | posted May 17, 2012 at 8:51 AM

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