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"Seniors" Obama has plans for you  

Forget about getting to age 75, this exact thing happened to me this morning at Danbury hospital here in Ct. I was scheduled for a cardio-lite stress test. This is a tread mill stres...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 12300 views | posted Jun 19, 2012 at 9:53 PM

The Importance of walking  

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 318 views | posted Jun 16, 2012 at 8:58 AM

Help wanted  
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?

I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems

I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama's entire Cabinet.

3 comments | 1 kudo | 1021 views | posted Jun 14, 2012 at 11:53 PM

When you are a hammer everything looks like a nail  
When You Are a Hammer

Football Coach fired for making Obama song.
Date: Fri, 11 May 2012 17:02:44 -0700 (PDT)
Tennessee Football Coach fired for making Obama song. He'll make more money when thi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Jun 12, 2012 at 8:54 AM

Railroad tracks  

The U.S. standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , a...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 356 views | posted Jun 11, 2012 at 1:13 PM

IN GOD WE TRUST, Where did all of the money come from?  

Just passing this on because I too have wondered where the "money" came from.....? The Question still in 2012 has not been answered...WHERE IS THE MONEY COMING FROM???

Written by a...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 792 views | posted Jun 7, 2012 at 9:46 AM

Stopped by the police around 2 a.m.  
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects i...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 285 views | posted May 30, 2012 at 11:16 PM


Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman And wished I were as
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch.
But as she p...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 453 views | posted May 26, 2012 at 5:09 PM

The Check Up  

An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together.

After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man "You appear to be in good h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted May 24, 2012 at 1:48 PM

Not standing in line  
When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday." The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of t...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 11423 views | posted May 18, 2012 at 10:35 AM

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