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An ancient Indian folk tale describes six blind men who seek to learn about a large and mysterious beast known as an “ elephant.” Since they are all blind, none of them are able to actually see t...More...
5 comments | 9 kudos | 18868 views | posted Feb 20, 2013 at 8:07 PM


On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began di...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 370 views | posted Jan 28, 2013 at 1:21 PM

We are in deep shit  

Population of this country is 310 million. 160
Million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the
There are 85 million in school.
Which leave...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 919 views | posted Jan 25, 2013 at 7:39 PM


The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 4174 views | posted Jan 21, 2013 at 4:19 PM

This is a fun quiz, who said it  
This is a fun quiz. Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to
guess which American politician said it. Your four choices are: Don't cheat!

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Former VP Dan...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 762 views | posted Jan 16, 2013 at 11:51 AM

Asparagus--Who knew? From a friend- Would not hurt to try  

Mom had been taking the full-stalk canned style
asparagus that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in
the morning and 4 tablespoons later in the day. She did
this for over a month. She is on c...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 856 views | posted Jan 12, 2013 at 8:56 PM

Same old great decisions from the looney bin in Washington  

The person who calculated this bit of information is now, and has been a Professor at the University of West Virginia in Morgantown for the last forty some years.

He says that:

A clun...More...
1 comment | 6 kudos | 15085 views | posted Jan 11, 2013 at 4:26 PM

How the world works  
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 4824 views | posted Jan 6, 2013 at 9:52 PM

Flying on Air Force One, Oldie but goodie  
Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You
know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders...More...
0 comments | 4 kudos | 8157 views | posted Jan 5, 2013 at 8:48 PM

Born a Baptist in rural Mississippi  


> Each Friday night after
work ole Bubba would fire up his outdoor

> grill and cook a venison
steak right out of the meat supply in his freezer.


> Most all of Bubba's
2 comments | 4 kudos | 9486 views | posted Dec 28, 2012 at 1:22 PM

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