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Welcome to my world (free wi-fi and snacks included). It's a not-so wonderful land filled with pessimism, sarcasm, creativity, honesty and just a dollop of lion taiming. As you can see, my world isn't exactly one filled with sunshine and rainbows. Lately I've been stuck in a deep depression and haven't exactly found the right method to relieve myself. Well, marijuana does help but that's more of a recreational thing. Now before you upity morons wave your fingers at me and say "Weed is bad, Kevin. M'kay" just know that I am not your typical "Shaw bro, let's get fucked up" smoker. I simply do it every now and again to relax and if you still insist on demonizing me because of that, just know that you are an ignorant fuck stick who knows absolutly nothing about and has no experience with weed whom therefor is not allowed to say anything for or against marijuana. I also think it's funny how so many people dislike weed while at the same time are addicted the taste of liver-killing alcohol. As you may or may not have noticed, there's nothing that I despise quite as much as my fellow man. That being said, I also enjoy the occasional outing with my close friends, whatever that may be. I need a good outlet and distraction. Let's just say that there's only so much weed can do...not that it's a bad thing.
The person I would like to meet
I'm not picky....as long as she's not a psycho and has at least a smidgit of intelligence and creativity.
About my work
I'm a college sophmore and also a part time intern and a fancy resturant. It's alright.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Skate, play videogames, party, cook, write, make music, smoke, chill with friends, have sex (whenever I actually get it that is)
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
"Why ruin a good relationship with marriage." - My friend Miguel who's actually married now. Ah-hahah, irony.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Anywhere that isn't Florida...
What is your academic background?
Graduated high school with a 3.2 GPA. Could've been better but I got lazy. I then went to a community college for about a year and a half and now I attend the Universtiy of Central Florida.
What do you find attractive in people?
Maturity, sense of humor, wild side, sexualy open, sweetness, not a complete stooge bag.
What do others do that irritate you?
The human race is one giant irritant.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Not so lazy....*yawn*
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
You are lost in the woods durring winter time when suddenly a disgruntled bear approaches. He seems angry and ready to rip your face off right there. You are armed with only a banana, an out-of-tune saxaphone, and a trampoline. What do you do?
Describe your physique.
In shape but I'm still kinda wimpy....
Other than that, slim body, long black hair and black eyes, brown skin and some other stuff.
What do you do well sexually?
Anything I guess. I've been told that I'm really rough but great at the same time which gave me an ego boost. Let's just say that my *cough* heritage gives me a bit of an advantage. >_>
I'm mostly dominate but I'm always good at keeping a girl satisfied and giving her what she wants....as long as it's reasonable...
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Threesom with two girls...
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
When she gives you affection
you'd better have protection.
Cause that skank might have an infection.
Are you paying close attention?
But seriously though, no I do not.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
They're all good but I prefer to not get too into things. Subtlety and descretion is key.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Anything you want.....do I win?
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