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i'm horny and hungry and lazy...that's it !!!
The person I would like to meet
a horny girl or couple to fuck, but NO gay sex for me ! thanks I don't mind if HE watches me bang you ladies, but tell him not to be mad when I make you scream in ecstacy....and cum....and wet all over... !!!
About my work
work pays the bills and if you sleep with me. I still won't tell you what I do for work.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I like to watch porn and touch myself down there.....
My idea of a great date
I walk up and say HI, wanna Fuck ? and she gets on her knees and starts blowin' me....
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I would like to go to Disney World and have a woman sit on my face while we are in line gettin cotton candy.
What is your academic background?
I am a fuckin MORON !
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I went into my backyard and pissed on the roses recently....does that count ???
What do you find attractive in people?
Money and silence !!!
What do others do that irritate you?
Come to places like this and lie to people......
What do you think is your best quality?
I am a NO BULLSHIT kinda guy.....I am the exact same as the other guys, but I ain't gonna lie to you like they do. You know right from the get-go what you get with me....
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I am already perfect, why change ?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
"Are you ready to cum like you have never cum before ???"
and , "do you like it when I lick your ass ???"
Describe your physique.
I am a dumb, rich, fit, 6 foot tall hunk of meat, treat me accordingly please.
What do you do well sexually?
I can fuck for 4 minuets and then roll over and go to sleep .
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like it when the woman invites her husband over to watch me fuck her.....
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I would like for the woman to try to keep her damn mouth shut after sex unless its to ask for another shot !!!
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I have been with 4 blow-up dolls at ONCE !!! it was so kinky....they were crazy !!!
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
OK....lets be REAL here, EVERYONE here says NO or HELL NO to this question but statistics prove that 1 in 3 americans between the age of 18-55 has an STD of some form.....do the MATH folks !!!
If they don't have one now, they will very soon and so will YOU.
I am currently clean but who knows what slut I will be with tonight !
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
All of the above
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I want to eat you like a creme filled twinkie !!!
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