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JimboKern
35-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 45
Ada, Michigan
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Low maintenance guy looking for the same thing.

About myself
I am 6 foot tall, and an athletic muscular 255 pounds (I played football in college). I have light brown hair (that is shaved at the moment), with blue eyes. I am open and willing to try almost anything that is straight (no MMF threesomes). As for my equipment, my profile photo is accurate, I'm kind of big. I would say that I'm between 7.5" and 8" long, and nice and thick. I only mention that because I assume most people are here for the same reasons I am; to get laid.

The person I would like to meet
I don't have a particular type of woman, just one that wants to have sex all of the time. If I had to chose I would like the person to be shorter than I am, but I not opposed to taller women either. I guess I would fancy myself a breast man, but size doesn't matter, I just like boobs be they big or small. I am looking for a woman that is laid back, drama-free yet not boring or complacent. She must be extremely horny (because I am all of the time), love both giving and recieving oral, and sex that lasts for hours. Oh, and I absolutely love boobs. Big/small, real/fake, it doesn't matter I love them all.

About my work
Nothing to tell. If work was fun it would be called play.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I guess I would have to say that I am pretty generic when it comes to my hobbies/entertainment. I like sports; football is easily #1, especially college football, but I am also a big hockey nut, and baseball is there to fill the void inbetween. I enjoy watching on TV, but nothing beats actually being there, especially with my background of playing football in college and then dabbling in coaching after that. I also enjoy going out and grabbing a couple of adult beverages with friends, or staying in and playing cards or a board game.

My idea of a great date
A nice dinner at home, followed by a marathon session in the sack.

What is your academic background?
I have around 105 credits in college (all of which would transfer), however they are spread out over about five different majors. I have a minor in math, but I couldn't ever make up my mind on what major I wanted to attach it to. My specific areas of study were math, physics, a little chemistry and a bunch of boring as hell engineering classes that involve little more that extrapolating an answer by guessing where the data that was given or collected fell in between values on a table. Engineering is probably the single biggest reason that I haven't finished school yet, and it had nothing to do with the difficulty of the material (I got A's in my 300+ level physics courses), but it was the mundane tasks that I was being groomed for in that line of study that made me want out. Long story short I have a lot of credits, with no degree to show for it.

What do others do that irritate you?
If you act or speak before you think you will get under my skin almost instantly, which is probably a character fault on my end, however I do balance it out with the virtue of patience. I also have a really hard time tolerating people that are inconsiderate towards those around them; it is almost as if they have actually bought into the over-inflated sense of self importance that has come along with the facebook/twitter age (and that is where I may have already alienated myself from most on sites like these).

What do you think is your best quality?
I have a lot of patience, sometimes too much. I make a conscious effort every day to try and only have positive effects on those that I share this tiny rock in a sea of nothing with. I also feel like I am a "go with the flow" person, I try and ride the wave instead of fight through it.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Probably the fact that I am at time too patient and maleable. It isn't like I am compromising my personaly code of ethics, but I will at times take the proverbial "One for the team" if the end result is that I am the only one that has to deal with not getting their way. I can also check out if I lose interest and motivation in something (i.e. engineering), but I believe that we all have so little time on this planet in the grand scheme of things, and that isn't meant as a religous statement but one of fact seeing as how the universe is somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 billion years old, that we should spend it with those we care about and doing the things that make us happy.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What are you looking to get out of this site? Long-Term, friends with benefits, or just a one-night stess reliever, because I am fine with any of the three.

Describe your physique.
I played football in college, was an all-state athelete in high school, that has gained a few pounds, but not to the point where I would be called fat. I still have 18 inch arms and a 48 inch chest. I don't work out with weights anymore, but I still have a more muscular build, and I am still stronger than almost all of my friends that lift weights. I would say that I am built like a smaller defensive lineman or a big linebacker.

What do you do well sexually?
Well I got lucky in the fact that I am well equipped down there. I'm not saying I am the biggest around, however I'd be willing to bet I am in the 80-85 percentile. I am also a very unselfish lover, I might actually have more of a desire to get the girl that I am with at the time off, than myself. And if you get about 7-10 beers in me before hand you'll have one hell of a night because I can last for hours, but you might be sore in the morning. Is that what they mean by hurts so good?

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I really like it when the girl gets on top and treats me like a pogo stick. Like I said, I was blessed with both size and stamina, and to be able to just lay back and let her take control and grind it in as deep or shallow as she wants is simple euphoric.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
An older woman. Someone that is like ten years older than me, a cougar. I think that with my stamina and girth along with the newfound libido of a woman just coming into her second sexual wind would be explosive, especially when I finally finished and she got to feel my warm fire hose spray where ever on her she wanted it.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Sex on the beach.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Any or all of the above, whatever happens happens.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Everything that I have written here is true, take it however you want, but I am somewhat self-aware at this point in my life, and I feel that being honest with yourself and those around you is the only true way to go through life.

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