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HELP! I can't find you!
I'm a free, easy going guy who is gentle, patient, articulate, good looking and, of course, modest. ;o) I expect to converse via e-mail first, then telephone, then meet for dinner and drinks, maybe a little dancing. Let's see if we even like each other first. Not that I'm all that good at dancing, but it gives me my first chance to hold you. Chemistry is everything! I still have all of my teeth and most of my hair. I can converse with most people on virtually any level without embarrassing either of us. Although I said I have an athletic build, some of my slacks have been in a dark closet so long they've begun to shrink around the waist. I am an honest gentleman with integrity and I strive to keep my partner happy and satisfied.
The person I would like to meet
First and foremost, she would be INTELLIGENT. I don't do well with the intellectually challenged. She would also be very sensual. I am NOT going to tell you I'm something I'm not and would expect the same. I may need your help to find you, so please take the initiative and reach out and touch j.f.ducky at juno dotcom. I would hope this lady would like to snuggle, a glass of wine and a movie, (or just forget the movie and wine), or playing in the yard, or traveling, or boating. We'd go out on a lake skiing, fishing or just sightseeing. Just a touch of exhibitionism wouldn't hurt the relationship any either! She would get immense pleasure out of teasing me with little glimpses of sexuality. If God ever created anything more beautiful than the female body, he kept it to himself. Beauty should be enjoyed, not hidden. I'm looking for a lady who is nice looking, not necessarily "SLIM," but at least one with no wrinkles where there shouldn't be wrinkles. Thy shalt NOT weigh more than thy refrigerator! She would complement my traits. If you can't, I hope you find your guy, but it is not me. BUT - if you do, PLEASE find me and let's go wherever the chemistry leads.
About my work
I RETIRED in '99! So ladies, ALL my time is YOUR time. Now, I go places and do fun stuff because I *want* to. Wanna come along?
One should never withdraw from the
joys of living to prevent the pains of
failure. To do so would only cause
you to miss the pleasure of happiness.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Woodworking, photography, boating, fishing. I used to like camping (still have all the gear) but I find it hard want to go roughing it when the lake is my back yard.
My idea of a great date
I think a nice dinner at a quiet restaurant where we can talk and get to know each other is ideal. I would also expect to MEET you there. NEVER have a stranger come to your place until YOU are ready. (Even ME!) Your safety is my concern.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
She wanted to GO, I wanted to STAY. I moved her 700 miles in THREE trips. We may not be "good friends" but we still talk occasionally. I have NO baggage to drag into a new relationship.
What is your fantasy vacation?
An uncharted island with a nice beach, fresh water, food, warm climate, everyone there is good looking and NOBODY wears clothes and no one has inhibitions and everyone loves SEX! (yeah - I'm horny.)
What is your academic background?
Military, Technical, Mechanical, Construction, Electronic, some college, and a graduate of the School of Hard Knocks.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Las Vegas. I did enjoy Vegas, but I enjoyed seeing everything between here and there better, then everything between there and here by a different route on the way back. Yep, I drove.
What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence, confidence, keeping their body in shape and their mind sharp.
What do others do that irritate you?
Butting in while I'm still answering their last question. Arrogance. A mind like a steel trap - once it's closed, NOTHING else can get in. Idiots who think the left lane belongs to them and won't get out of the way.
What do you think is your best quality?
My integrity, above all else. I have several other qualities I'm proud of, too. I'm honest, non-controlling, gentle and patient.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I would not be so hard on myself. I am my own worst critic.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
"Did you hit on me just because you want a new sex toy?"
No, the question would be "Are you honest?" Their answer would ALWAYS be "yes," but it wouldn't always be "honest."
Describe your physique.
20 years ago my waist was 12 inches smaller than my chest. Today, at 68, its only 8 inches smaller.
What do you do well sexually?
SATISFY! I love giving oral. Going very slowly so you will have plenty of time to enjoy 3 or 4 orgasms before we make love. I also like receiving, but only as foreplay. I don't want to waste my wad before you are thoroughly satisfied. Hey, I'm only good for 3 or 4 times a night anymore. Give me a break!
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Being touched, caressed and kissed all over. Then a couple of hours of 69 in several positions. Then when we just can't take any more we make passionate love for another hour or so.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I have never had two women at the same time. That would be at the top of the list. Then an orgy or swinging with another couple. I've lead a very sheltered life.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
A WEEK camping (with my first wife, believe it or not) on a secluded lake where we wore clothes MAYBE 5 or 6 hours the ENTIRE WEEK and probably made love 50 times everywhere imaginable.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NEVER! And I don't plan to start.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Life is too short not to enjoy ALL it has to offer. A one-night stand is okay, but tomorrow night is one MORE night. There MUST be mutual attraction for there to be ANYTHING! If one night is all you have to spare, let's go for it! If it happens to develop into something more, let's go for it! If you need a discreet affair and I can help you achieve YOUR fantasy, I'm ready. If WE decide we can't be apart, then let's don't. See - I'm easy!
Free Space. Say anything you want!
There are only TWO things - everything else is based upon those two things. Those two things are "LOVE" & "FEAR". I am NOT afraid, but I have no one to share my LOVE! For tomorrow or for a lifetime.
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